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Welcome to WrestleCorp’s Playing of Wrestling, when you join, you become a part of a league of some of the Internet Wrestling Community’s finest group. To start, pick from one of our many open spots at the moment (below)! Next, you will learn the rules and have unofficial matches until you become an official part of the WrestleCorp’s IWC roster. The Rules are simple:

* Follow all the rules, including the general rules.

* Anything the mods say also counts as a rule that you have to follow.

* Do not start role playing until the mods approve your character.

* Every member may have only up to 5 characters (A tag team is one character).

* Please follow the format set up for your characters’ profiles.

* Do not make invincible characters; IE; Super Cena ETC.

* No killing characters unless it’s a part of a storyline for RP.

* We are open to do any type of trivia questions depending on the show and so forth.

* These rules may be added to or changed, so please check them every now and then.

* Be active. If you are inactive, your character will either be deleted or given to somebody else. If you are going on vacation or have another valid reason for absence, please let the mods know beforehand.

* Do NOT say what other characters are doing, even if you say it indirectly. Example: You can NOT say something like this: “Aries looked around and Jacobs staring at him.”, unless the person who role plays Jacobs said that Jacobs was staring at Austin Aries.

* Please use proper grammar to the best of your ability. This is actually very important, because otherwise in the role play it can be hard to differentiate between what the character is saying and doing. Do not forget to use quotation marks when the character is talking.

* When you say something other than in the RP, say it in parentheses, like this: ((Can Cole beat on Ambush Bug?))

* Do not write extremely long paragraphs without giving another person a chance to participate in between, especially in fights.

* If you have questions, post in the Gorilla Position. The mods will try to answer as soon as possible.

* Repeated breaking of rules even after being warned will result in being deleted from the group.


Here are the rules for NXT RP:

  • The points for bonus questions will now be only the amount of points for that certain match. For example, a normal match bonus question is worth two points, on a Pole match bonus question is worth three points, a Last Man Standing match bonus question is worth three points, etc.
  • Anyone can be a referee for any match as long as you’re not in the match. Just talk to me if you want to be a referee for a certain match or not.
  • Once you have your character set in for a feud, you cannot change the character until that feud is over unless the character is injured or for any storyline purposes. Other than that, you must keep playing as your character until the feud is over.
  • You can only have up to 4 different characters at a time. If you have more than four, you have to give up that character. If you want to give up that character, that character has to retire, leave, or die.
  • Every match will have 7 questions while title matches will have 10 questions. However, if we have less time for a show, the match will be shortened to 5 questions. If we have more time for a show, it will be 15 questions and more. It will also depend on the type of match as well.
  • Managers are now included in NXT RP. Managers can be involved in the match that could help their players to earn points in their match.
  • Going forward, I’ll let you guys decided on which days and times you can have your segments where you can do whatever type of segment you want for your particular feud/storyline. How this will work is for you to post your ideas/plans on the RP articles or you can message your ideas/plans to me on Facebook at Guang Ni or on Twitter @VaudeInfluence.- You can only have one segment per week  as it could be an in-ring promo segment, a backstage segment, interview, contract signing, brawls, matches, etc. For example, let’s say I picked November 4, 2016, and I have a segment on that day with Bad Influence and The Vaudevillains in a in-ring promo segment. After that, on November 9, 2016, I have a sit-out interview that involves Bad Influence and The Vaudevillains. On November 18, 2016, I have a brawl that involves Bad Influence and The Vaudevillains. The example above is an example on your plans/ideas for your feud/storyline.- Now, if any of those days don’t work with you, you can pick a day in that week that isn’t on the schedule. However, if you’re going to do that, you need the person who you are working with to cooperate with you to see if they can make it on that day. For example, let’s say I want to do a segment on Tuesday, November 1, 2016, and I’m working with JD in this storyline/feud. I need to talk to JD to see if he can make it on that day, if yes, then we do on that day. If not, we have to find some other day to work with our segment.- Also, if you do choose a day that isn’t on the schedule, let your partner (the person that you’re working with) know and let me know and we’ll find a way to arrange it. Plus, if you guys want someone to monitor you to do the segment, either ask me, JD, or 52 to monitor you guys on doing the segment on that particular time and day. If not, you guys are your own and you get to pick the time on when you want to do it. However, it must be done on the Role-Playing Thread and you have to let me know ahead of time.
  • If you are planning a match for your storyline/feud that isn’t your opponent for the special event, then you must let me know who your opponent is ahead of time. It can be anyone on the roster expect the person you’re feuding with and the people that in the special event card/road to shows.
  • A roster list of characters for NXT RP is displayed in this thread where the characters are either full-time, part-time, or inactive. This will help players on which characters to play as, who’s who, and so forth. Players that are playing in RP or wants to play in RP must do the roster part in order to participate in the shows.- For the roster page, you must do the following: (Character Name/Full-Time or Part-Time/Role), if it’s a tag team, (Tag Team Name/Full-Time or Part-Time/Character Names and Who’s Playing Who). Here’s an example of each: (The Vaudevillains/Full-Time/General Manager), (Sweet Pistols/Full-Time/Silas Young – 52, Bo Dallas – Seth).
  • If a character you want to play as has been taken, ask the person who has the character to see if they let you play as the character or not. You are allowed to play as inactive characters until the player who plays the inactive character comes back.
  • Be on time. If you’re going to miss an event/show, please let me know ahead of time and I’ll find a replacement for you on the show. You can contact me on the site, message me on Facebook at Guang Ni, or message me on Twitter @VaudeInfluence.
  • There won’t be anything related to contracts till 52 said so.
  • No gimmick matches unless 52 said so or someone else wants to include it in their feud.
  • No over powered characters that are untouchable.
  • 52 won’t always be there for RP. If there is someone there who can take care of things and not let it get out of hand, you may continue your segment/match.
  • No talking over each other and doing segments while others are doing theirs.
  • Never insult Flair or nothing happens (Insult Ric Flair, but praise David Flair.)
  • Besides the rules being given, do whatever you want.
  • Most important of all, have fun.

NXT RP Roster

 

Full-Time

(Matt Taven/Wrestler – JJ) – NXT World Champion

(Bray Wyatt/Wrestler) – Seth

(Kenny Omega/Wrestler) – Seth

(Penta El 0M/Wrestler) – Naka

(Samoa Joe/Wrestler) – Swings

(Cesaro/Wrestler) – Swings

(AJ Styles/Wrestler) – P1 – NXT Television Champion

(Baron Corbin/Wrestler) – eX

(Chris Jericho/Wrestler – Seth)

(Razor Ramon/Wrestler) – Chico

(Chosen Bros / Jeff Cobb – Naka & Matt Riddle – Naka) – NXT Tag Team Champions

(High Timer’s / Razor Ramon – Chico & Rob Van Dam – Doc)

(Keyblade Warriors / Sora – Vaude & Roxas – Vaude)

(Mario Bros./Interviewer & Referee) – Vaude

(Ambush Bug/Interviewer) – 52

(Jimmy Olsen/Commentator & Referee) – 52

(Jason Vorhees/Commentator) – Cap

(Bad Influence/General Manager) – Vaude

(Paul Jones/General Manager) – 52

 

Part-Time

(Bad Influence/Wrestler) – Vaude

(Karl Anderson/Wrestler) – Steenchez

(The Pun Guy/Wrestler) – Swings

(Thrawn Strowman/Wrestler) – Thrawn

(Jack Gallagher/Wrestler) – Naka

(Jack Napier/Wrestler) – Chico

(Jimmy Jacobs/Wrestler) – JJ

(Tyler Bate/Wrestler) – Naka

(James E. Cornette/Manager) – Chico

(Bad News Barrett/Referee) – Swings

(Joesph Gordon Levitt/Interviewer & Commentator) – eX

 

Inactive

(Seth Rollins/Wrestler) – Seth

(EC3/Wrestler) – EC3

(Kazuchika Okada/Wrestler) – Okada

(Grouch/Wrestler) – Grouch

(Weed The People (WTP)/Grouch – Grouch & Da Count – Grouch)

(Rusev/Wrestler) – JD

(Captain America/Wrestler – Cap)

(Shinsuke Nakamura/Wrestler) – Naka


NXT World (Fan/Mark) Championship History

  1. Big Boss/Ultron/Arkham Knight (Shogun) [Became the first champion by winning a battle royal as Big Boss. Later changed into Ultron as Big Boss had other duties to fulfill. Later changed into Arkham Knight as Brock Lesnar destroyed Ultron.]
  2. Batman/Bo Dallas (Seth) [Won the championship in a Hell in a Cell match as Batman and later revealed himself as Bo Dallas.]
  3. Corey Graves (eX) [Vacated the title after the relationship between Finn Balor and The Vaudevillains which made him leave NXT for a short period of time.]
  4. Finn Balor (Balor) [Won the championship against Bo Dallas and is the longest reigning NXT Fan/Mark Champion in history with 182 days without defending the title once.]
  5. EC3 (EC3) [Won the championship in a 8 Man Gauntlet match.]
  6. Shinsuke Nakamura (Naka) [Vacated the title after an attack from The Gentlemen’s Crew.]
  7. Marty Scurll (Balor) [Won the championship in a Elimination Chamber match.]
  8. Austin Aries (eX) [Won the championship in a Last Man Standing match.]
  9. Seth Rollins (Seth) [Won the championship in a Three Way match that involved Austin Aries and Marty Martinez while also being NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Champion. Vacated the title for pursuing other career goals.]
  10. Chris Jericho (Balor) [Won the championship against Rypun and was later played by Naka.]
  11. Bobby Roode (Naka) [Won the championship after successfully cashing in the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship.]
  12. Kazuchika Okada (Okada) [Won the championship after replacing an injured Sabu and is the shortest reigning NXT Fan/Mark Champion in history with five minutes.]
  13. Adam Cole (Cole) [Won the championship after successfully cashing in the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship.]
  14. Bray Wyatt [Won the championship in a Three Way match that involved Adam Cole and Baron Corbin.]
  15. Matt Taven [Won the championship after succuessfully cashing in the NXT Takeover Championship.]

NXT (Fan/Mark) Tag Team Championship History

  1. The Common Denominators of Greatness (Austin Aries (eX) & Johnny Mundo (EC3)) [Originally it was Austin Aries & Jay Lethal, but Jay Lethal got injured and was replaced by Johnny Mundo in the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championship Tournament. Won the championships in an Ultimate X 3-Way Tag Team match involving The Young Bucks and Age of the Fall in the finals of the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championship Tournament. They are the longest reigning NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Champions in history with 140 days.]
  2. The Mistletoe Wonders (Jimmy Jacobs (JJ) & Alex Shelley (Cole)) [Won the championships in a Tables Elimination Tag Team match.]
  3. Sweet Pistols (Silas Young (52) & Bo Dallas (Seth)) [Bo Dallas was originally played by Seth before 52 took over Bo Dallas and vacated the titles after getting sick of The Young Bucks getting title shots.]
  4. Suplex Wrecking Crew (Sami Zayn (eX) & Taz (52)) [Won the championships against The Young Bucks and are the shortest reigning NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Champions in history with 33 days.]
  5. Elbows & Superkicks (Richie Steamboat (JJ) & Chris Hero (Cole))/ Star Express (Kassius Ohno (Cole & Lio Rush (52)) [Richie Steamboat was injured and was forced to retire as Lio Rush took his place and Chris Hero changed his name to Kassius Ohno.]
  6. High Timer’s (Razor Ramon (Chico) & Rob Van Dam (Doc)) [Originally it was Sabu and Rob Van Dam, but Sabu left NXT to pursue a different company. Rob Van Dam then offered Razor Ramon a spot in High Timer’s.]
  7. Chosen Bros (Jeff Cobb (Naka) & Matt Riddle (Naka)) [Won the championships in a Three Way Tornado Death Tag Team match involving High Timer’s and The Broken Hardys.]

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  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    waiting for title history

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (It will come eventually.

      Be patient.)

  • Camp Chico
    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (You’re here.

      Nice.)

      • Camp Chico

        (Since disqus is having problems, Cap just told me that P1 wants to postpone the match)

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (Oh really?

          Okay then.

          If that’s the case, how about having the match at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning Fallout” which is in two weeks?)

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El11u9uN4wo

    *Makes his way to the ring and enters it*

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *Crow starts to BOOOOO loudly*

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Laddies and Gentlemen. Welcome to NXT, Im Vince McMahon. Im here to make a few annoucements.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Firstly, Lets talk about Tag team titles. Suplex Wrecking Crew lost the tag titles because they got a little tooo confident, thus resulting in new tag team champions. Here the kicker SWC, sami zayne pulled his hamstring in that match thus will be out of action up to 5 months. So No rematch. But talking about Tag title match at NXT: New Beginning. Im a Fair man, so if Taz can find a tag partner till then the match will be a fatal four way between The Champs, Tooth Family, A Mystery team and Taz/whoever he finds.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Second Annoucement is at NXT PPV which will be NXT: Rebirth. At That PPV, I have a special match in store for you. It will be Black Tiger Vs John Cena. These two monster are not done with each other and if Black Tiger wins the title, that match will be a title match

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Bad Influence, FUCK YOU. You hear me. You will have both your legs broken and once I win. Every person that supported you will be fired. ROT IN HELL.

  • Camp Chico

    Taz, one word, three letters, four feet tall and the most hated man in NXT finding another partner? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/52274b742c556bbaadb7642b804ef91476666db5dc346d7eb3bb977a84351117.gif
    My men, The High Timer’s are going to walk through whoever the mystery team is, the Champions and that New York midget!!

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    The Final Annoucement is that, If Bad Influence loses. Ambush Bug, Jimmy Olsen will be FIRED. So Bad Influence, you have a lot you have to deal with. People jobs are on the line. YOU SON OF A BTICH. You have No Chance in Hell of Winning *drops mic and music plays*

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    (If there is no matches booked for tonight. This is the end of RP unless someone wants to do something. promo or anything)

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      I want to do a promo

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        (Go for it)

      • CAP

        (That better be one hell of a promo)

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *sulking in his commentary table* Well then you heard it folks, my job somehow on the line also in the match. Bad Influence better win, this is my only bread making job. DC comic doesn’t write about me, no income from there. So everything depands on this *tear rolls down*

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    OMG ITS PAUL HEYMAN!!!, what does he want after all that news that was thrown at us by VINCE MCMAHON. From one devil to another. Lets hope this one is good

    • CAP

      (Heyman is out of shape…taking forever to come to the ring)

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        I can tell , that fatty

  • The Party Pooper

    (No one pointing out Disqus is working?)

    • CAP

      Is it?…I hadn’t noticed…

      • The Party Pooper

        I was fooling myself, it isn’t.

        • CAP

          Got my hopes up…

        • TSIN: #LOGANTheGoat

          Liar liar

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    folks, Heyman is taking his sweet time stalling the crowd…

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *starts making paper airplanes at the commentary table and throwing it into the crowd*

  • CAP

    *Heyman stop half way down ramp…lays down and takes a nap*

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Goddammit folks, JIMMY OLSEN! GO wake up Paul Heyman!! he passed out

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    Ladies and Gentlemen my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate of the Face that runs the place, The Prince of Phenomenal, The man who broke Chico: The Phenomenal One A.J. Styles. Last week I heard Mr. Cornette had something to say about by client by I don’t remember what it is. Because I don’t bother to hear what a man who can’t see the talent in KO want to say, but this isn’t about KO. This is about Mr. Decay scheduling a match between my client and Captain America at NXT Challenge The New Beginning and I am here on behalf of my client to warn Cap of what will happen to him in two weeks. Cap you shall be victimized, broken, and send straight to the same place your pal Chico is at. Now I paid my duties and your blood won’t be on my hands. Oh one last thing Chico don’t even think of attacking my client post match because you know he can see you from miles away and the moment you step into the ring you will be met with a Phenomenal Forearm.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    THERE YOU HAVE IT PEOPLE. Heyman and AJ have joined forces! They are out to destroy Cap. Is Cap here in the building? Or not? *looks at his boardcast partner Jimmy* You had one JOB!! to bring me milkshake dammit. Anyways back to the news.

  • CAP

    *Real Americans music plays*…*Cap walks out* “Heyman…I hear you out here running your mouth trying to build up AJ like he’s something special. That boy is nothing special matter of fact NXT challenge the new beginning I’m going to show them just how unspecial he really is. Course I would tell him to his face but he didn’t bother to show instead of sending his Lackey out to do his Dirty Work. Tell AJ when he feels like being a man he can come find me.

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      “Cap turns around Phenomenal Forearm” Well I found you

      • CAP

        *Cap drops…feeling the effect…”you s.o.b.!”*

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    No this isn’t enough.
    “Gets the announce table ready yell at Bug to move Styles Clash on the table”

    • CAP

      *laid out unconscious*

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      To be clear a Styles Clash to Cap not Bug

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    FOLKS CAP IS TRULY HERE!!!!! Captain America, a hero to this nation is not BACKING DOWN!

  • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

    …..Heyman? ….son of a dick.

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    It is working

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *moves and grabs his headset to continue commentary*

  • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

    Whoa! Disqus is working!

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    (we can have a match now if anyone wants)

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      I want a match against anyone but Cap

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        (open Challenage?)

        • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

          Why not?

        • CAP

          (Surely someone would be willing to have Cap’s back)

    • CAP

      (He just laid me out…)

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    “I just laid out Cap now is there anyone man enough to challenge me come out I am right here.”

    • CAP

      (Guess no one else is here)

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    (lets give it 5 mins otherwise we end fht show. let me ask in the vp)

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    “Nobody is out the ref starts counting if it reaches 10 it is a win by forfeit to Styles”

  • The Party Pooper

    Hello

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    1.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *looks at AJ in the ring* You do Know Im ref not you. smh smh
    1!

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    2!

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    3.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    4.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *checks Cap to make sure he isn’t dead*

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      “yells at Bug”

    • CAP

      *Cap tries to stand but falls…still feeling the effect of being put through the announce table*

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        (you can cost him the match if you are able to get up)

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    5.

  • The Party Pooper

    I’ll face him.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    OMG!!!!!!! JIMMY JACOBS HAS RETURNED TO NXT!!!!!!!!!!! Last we heard of him was when he walked out on his partner, costing himself the NXT TAG TITLES

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *gets scared at aj yelling at him, but checks on cap again when AJ is distracted with JJ coming to the ring*

    • CAP

      *Cap finally on his feet… Looks around and realizes what’s about to happen grabs bug and demands and be in Jimmy Jacobs corner

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    JJ and AJ, both ready? 7 Questions. Winner takes all

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      takes what nothing is on the line.

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        Pride and Honor are always on the line

    • The Party Pooper

      #AhhYessir

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    Cap gets attacked again by Styles laying him out till the match ends

    • CAP

      *Cap deflects the attack…only playing possum*

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Grabs a chair and beats him

        • CAP

          *Aj continues striking Cap’s shield, but realizes he has got to be in the ring for his match…leaving Cap to recover*

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            You can’t recover stop it or I will break you.

          • CAP

            *nope*

  • The Party Pooper

    I was gonna come out as Becky Lynch and beat him. Fuck yeah.

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      I can come out as Eva Marie and beat you

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    AJ Styles 0-0 JJ
    Q1. Which two wrestlers took part in the Infamous Duchess of Queensbury Rules match?

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Jericho and Regal

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        Full names

        • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

          Chris Jericho and William Regal

    • The Party Pooper

      Chris Jericho & William Regal

      • The Party Pooper

        AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEL UP IN THIS BITCH

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    AJ Styles 0-1 JJ
    Q2. Who is missing from this match up. Kane Vs ? Vs Big Show for the hardcore title Wrestlemania X-Seven?

    • The Party Pooper

      Raven

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Raven

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Didn’t I get the first question faster?

      • CAP

        (Nope)

        • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

          You are knocked out sell it

          • Camp Chico

            (He spoke out of character)

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        (full names are requied)

  • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

    Put him over

    • The Party Pooper

      Computer says no

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    AJ Styles 0-2 JJ
    Q2. Who is the 6th person to win the European title?

    • The Party Pooper

      D’Lo Brown

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        damn, JJ on fire

        • The Party Pooper

          European question for a pre-Brexit European playa

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      dLO bROWN

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    “hits JJ with a chair walks away with Heyman”

    I don’t need this

    • CAP

      (Booooo)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Gives the crowd the middle finger

  • The Party Pooper

    Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Thinking New Talent would go over on old talent

    See you later Chump that’s in a Slump! Whore who’s out the Door, Bitch that’s in a Ditch, Tramp that’s out the Camp, Swine at the Back of the Line,

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Did you just think of that or well you are collecting things that rhymes?

    • CAP

      Cap climbs into the ring…looks at Jacobs…puts his hand out…”Great job son”…

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Phenomenal Forearm Styles Clash on a table and multiple chair shots even Cena will sell that

        • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

          (he has super serm in him that makes him Captain America)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            I am pretty sure Cena has a one of his own

          • CAP

            (Haha)

        • CAP

          (I’m a super soldier and avenger…I’ve handled worse)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            No you didn’t

          • CAP

            …please…

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    AJ Styles 0-3 JJ
    Q2.

    *Calls for the bell* DUE TO A DISQUALIFICATIONS. THE WINNER OF THE MATCH JIMMY JACOBS!!!

  • eX

    • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

      jD

  • Camp Chico
  • The Party Pooper

    *grabs mic*

    I’m sick and tired of only winning after DQs or not being able to get my pinfall, so I challenge any of you new comers, any of you to step up to me, if you beat me I retire and I will use any last pull I have to get you a title match.

    If I win, you work for me.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (I would take this. Cap? anyone?)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Cap needs to sell the beatdown if he doesn’t then I won’t

        • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

          (he did………..last week and this week..but this is captain america not a normal wrestler you are feuding….We once had Ultron in NXT, and it took 10 F’5 to break him and then we had to remove his batterys cus he a roboat)

          • CAP

            (Thanks bug)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            So the same works for the fastest man alive.

      • CAP

        (Yeah P1 is right…I’m in bad shape…no position to be in a match)

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    HOLY SHIT! AJ just got beat up backstage and left for dead almost by Razor Ramon and Mystery partner!!! This story might have just taken a PLOT TWIST!

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    In a fallout segment Heyman is interviewed he calls Chico a coward couldn’t he attack Mr Styles alone no he needed help and that is why Chico will always remain a COWARD.

    • Camp Chico

      (You better sell that shit and save the promo for next time, you’re not super Cena)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        That was Heyman in a fallout segment it wasn’t me I am in the examination room getting checked out.

        • Camp Chico

          (Reread what I posted, both Styles and Heyman are layed out)

  • The Party Pooper

    I’m not going anywhere until one of your asses gets out here and fights me, I am sick and tired of being looked over, being treat like crap, and you guys come in and act like you’re something special, I’ll show you the true anger that builds when you’re held back, you’re treat like dirt.

    • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

      Imagine if Tyson Kidd returns…

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (anyone accepting this?…its like asking for a free title shot at the champ)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Wait he is champ?

        • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

          (if anyone beats him, they are number one contender for the world title next ppv)

        • The Party Pooper

          (No, but the booker owes me a favour for retiring another user)

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    You know what this isn’t even a feud with Cap I want Chico in two weeks I don’t care about Cap.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (Then you have to explain your reasons cus you can’t leave a storyline randomly)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        This storyline orginated with Chico I got into a feud with Cap because he was helping Chico. It is like Bryan vs Orton Bryan was in a feud with Orton because he was in the Authority his actual feud was vs HHH and Steph.

        • Camp Chico

          (Razors still injured and not cleared to compete. You’re going to have to wait before you get him in the ring. Don’t duck the Cap match after all your trash talk)

          • CAP

            No worries…he’s just afraid to lose to me again…right now he can claim he was cheated…but WHEN I beat him fair and square…he won’t have that excuse…

    • CAP

      (You’re a fool then…you seem to think you’re better then me and I’m not worth your time…dumb mistake)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Not think Know

        • CAP

          ….ok punk…I’m going to put you down…hard…leave you with nothing to do…other than run home to your mommy…crying to her how I was being a big meanie to you…

  • The Party Pooper

    You got Cap, the american hero, I look at you and I see nothing but a cheap rip off of The Patriot, you don’t have the balls to fight me, you’re nothing

    Then we have AJ, who thinks he’s above me, hits me with a chair to give me a win because he thinks he can do that, come back down and show me how much of a real man you are, you redneck piece of trash

    and then there’s Sabu and Cornette? what the hell am I gonna do with a stunt performer and a fat old piece of trash that can’t even regonize true talent like Kenny Omega, yet will push Matt Morgan so hard you think they were making babies.

    Must I continue? “Tooth Family”? I’ll spike you so hard your family’s teeth will fall out of their throat.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *looks at JJ* wannnnnnnnnna give me the title match? buddy *fist pumps his shoulder*

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    Breaking News AJ Styles is out with a back injury after he was attacked by Chico and another man AJ Styles was taken to the nearest hospital where he was told that he would be out for a couple of months.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    OMG LADDIES AND GENTLEMENT LUKE HARPER IS BACK AFTER HE TOOOK BIG RYCK PIE IN THE 6 man tag champ. WHAT DOES HE WANT. IS HE AFTER JJ?

  • *Climbs into the ring and just stares down at Jimmy Jacobs*

  • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

    ……K.

    • Are you actually on? I’ve only got one mate online and it’s not you?

      • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

        I am. I sent you an invite.

  • Camp Chico
  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    How many people are “back” tonight?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (is Reverse Flash entering this match?)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        He damn is

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    HOLY SHIT!!!! SABU HAS ENTERED THE MIX!!!!! THIS IS GONNA BE CRAZY. A 3 WAY DANCE IN COMING FOLKS?!?!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (For the EWN people, you guys need to follow these rules:

    * When you say something other than in the RP, say it in parentheses, like this: (Can Cole beat on Ambush Bug?)

    * Do NOT say what other characters are doing, even if you say it indirectly. Example: You can NOT say something like this: “Aries looked around and Jacobs staring at him.”, unless the person who role plays Jacobs said that Jacobs was staring at Austin Aries.

    Thank you.)

    • The Party Pooper

      (For the EWN people, ignore this guy)

  • The Party Pooper

    Wait so I get to choose, who I want to beat to work with me? I pick Sabu. I want him now. I win, him & Cornette owe me money, he wins, he gets a title match & I retire.

    • *superkicks Reverse Flash out of the ring*

      • CAP

        (Hahaha)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        I have superspeed do you think I can’t dodge a superkick?

        • CAP

          (Shut up and take the hit…you sound like my kids)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            Says the one who got attacked by multiple finishers and still didn’t get knocked out

          • CAP

            (I laid out for most of your match)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            The match was less than 5 mins

        • *Doesn’t care about super speed and kicks you again*

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            Puts his hand through your chest

          • *dies*

    • Camp Chico

      **Nods head and points to the sky**

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Well There you have it. Sabu Vs JJ for Number one contender match is NOW. AFTER its Professor Zoom Vs Luke Harper!

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Reverse Flash

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        yes Professor zoom…..

        • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

          Fine just start I want to leave I have no time

          • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

            (you just killed your opponent….and the first match isnt yours)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            So what is the match off?

          • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

            (unless you want to dance on his dead body….you killed him…what do you think?)

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Sabu and JJ, you ready?

    • The Party Pooper

      Yes, sir.

    • Camp Chico

      Yes

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Sabu 0-0 JJ
    Q1. Who was the Last ECW world Champ?

    • The Party Pooper

      Big Ryck

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        No this WWE name

    • Camp Chico

      Rhyno

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        WWE version counts

    • The Party Pooper

      Big Zeeke

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        Wrong spelling

    • Camp Chico

      Ezekiel Jackson

    • The Party Pooper

      Ezekiel Johnson?

      • CAP

        (Big Dick Johnson)

    • CAP

      (I would have had that point)

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Sabu 1-0 JJ
    Q2. Who was the last WCW TV Champion?

    • The Party Pooper

      Patricia Arquette

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        NOOOO

    • Camp Chico

      Rick Steiner

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        NOPE

      • CAP

        (No)

    • The Party Pooper

      Horace Hogan

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        ……*gives the wtf look to JJ*

    • Camp Chico

      Jim duggan

      • CAP

        (Nice)

    • The Party Pooper

      Kendall Windham?

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Sabu 2-0 JJ
    Q3. Who is the Current WWE tag team Champions?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      are*

    • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

      Dudley Boyz.

      Only cause Breezango didn’t win uet

    • The Party Pooper

      Sheamus O’Shaugnessy and Claudio Castagnoli

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        sorry, I meant Smackdown

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Smackdown*

      • Camp Chico

        American alpha

    • The Party Pooper

      Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Sabu 3-0 JJ
    Q3. Who was the previous NXT Champ?

    • Samoa Joe

      Fuck you

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        *gets scared*

    • Camp Chico

      Samoa Joe

      • Samoa Joe

        smh

    • The Party Pooper

      Seth Rollins, Big E, Bo Dallas, Adrian Neville, Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Finn Balor, Samoa Joe, Shinsuke Nakamura, Samoa Joe.

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        Champ. Not Champs!

        • The Party Pooper

          They’re all the previous champ!

      • CAP

        (The Champ is here…and here…and here…and …)

  • Samoa Joe
  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Sabu 4-0 JJ
    (This is a Bonus Question worth 3)
    Q5. Who are currently incharge of Raw and Smackdown. The GMs.

    • The Party Pooper

      Bryan Danielson and Mankind

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        NO

    • The Party Pooper

      Daniel Bryan & Mick Foley

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      What are these east questions

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        its not a PPV match

    • Camp Chico

      Raw Mick Foley and Smackdown Daniel Bryan

  • Samoa Joe

    who is the only two time nxt champion that hasn’t got gay theme music?

    • The Party Pooper

      The Revival?

      • Samoa Joe

        they go hard. All day and night. Next.

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Rollins?

    • Samoa Joe

      yeah that’s right bitches

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Wait was there a superstar in NXT who name is”Yea that’s right bitches” WTF?

        • Samoa Joe

          I’ll hit you so hard you’ll go round planet earth twice

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            Bro I can go around the planet 10 times before you raise your hand to hit me

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Reigns?

    • CAP

      (Can’t think of any…)

      • Samoa Joe

        fuck you captain

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Sabu 4-3 JJ
    Q6. Who was the 100th WCW TV Champion? Hint: He is on the current Roster.

    • The Party Pooper

      Chris Jericho

    • The Party Pooper

      Big Show

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        shut it. The first was correct. *points at his upvote*

    • The Party Pooper

      Alex Wright

    • The Party Pooper

      Charly Caruso

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        ……….dont make me take the point away

    • Camp Chico

      William regal

      • CAP

        (you got to get the next one)

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    THE FINAL QUESTIONS FOLKS.
    Sabu 4-4 JJ
    Q7. Who did Stone Cold Beat at Judgement Day 2002 in a handicap match?

    • The Party Pooper

      Curt Hawkins and Kizarny

    • Camp Chico

      Ric Flair and Big show

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        Big is not a Wrestlers name

      • Camp Chico

        (Edited I posted too soon lol)

        • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

          (saw it)

    • The Party Pooper

      RIC FLAIR AND BIG E

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        Racist.

    • The Party Pooper

      RIC FLAIR AND BIG BANTER CORBIN

    • Samoa Joe

      the bottle and his wife

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Superstar #1 and Superstar #2

    • The Party Pooper

      Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard

      The Only Talented Four Horsemen

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Damn

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        You’re Fired.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    LADDIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NXT WORLD TITLE, SABU!!!!!!!!

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      WTF?

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        ??

        • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

          He can’t be the number 1 contender because he can’t be

          • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

            JJ has contacts and said whoever beats him, he will pull strings for

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            Camp Chico/Cornette/Sabu won’t get into NXT the New Beginning as #1 contender

    • Samoa Joe

      That old cunt has more scratches on him than my old school desk.

    • CAP

      (Hell yeah)

    • The Party Pooper

      I guess I gotta do a retirement speech

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *comes to sabu with a mic* How are you feeling, you are gonna face the winner between Bobby Roode Vs Cesaro for the NXT world title.

    • Samoa Joe

      I AM FACING ROODE AFTER I CRIPPLED CESARO MORE THAN I CRIPPLED KIDD!!!

      REGAL!!!

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        ooo yeah Cesaro bleed out…. and is in hospital for 9 months

        • Samoa Joe

          TYE DILLINGER 10 MONTHS!!!

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Isn’t Cesaro injured

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        yes, I forget he bled out. Bobby Roode Vs Samoa Joe

      • Samoa Joe

        if you mean dead then yes

    • Camp Chico

      **Points to the sky**

  • Cole #LivIsBae

    WHAT

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (what do you want)

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    I thought about attacking Sabu but nah

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Well then, he isn’t much of a talker. Well thank you sabu for the match *sabu music plays*

  • Camp Chico

    **Not content on just retiring Jimmy Jacobs and wanting to send a message to the NXT world champion**
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c54bf505735f5d846b17f1cd3f7da71723b6fcd7fb9d6f7744c5ae35e6d7c6a4.gif
    **Leave’s in a rented Ford Taurus with Cornette behind the wheel**

  • Samoa Joe

    *dabs*

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    Damn you Chico I am injured for a couple of months now but I will come back and beat your ass

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (how much is couple of months in RP. so we now what to do with storyline)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        I am not gonna say when I will return but it will be in two weeks or a month

        • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

          Then we have to take you off the card of NXT Challenage: New beginning if you were in any title matches or anything

          • CAP

            (Please do…give those spots to someone worthy)

          • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

            (we can’t have injured people)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            I had a match with Cap right? I will find a substitute

          • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

            (yes, substitute is fine and i think you are TV or TakeOver title match also)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            My lawyer Paul Heyman will reveal my substitute soon

    • CAP

      pussy

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Language

        • CAP

          (What…I was just saying you remind me of this pussy cat that I had…that just hung around…doing whatever It wanted…was pretty much useless)

  • Camp Chico

    (Thank you Jimmy Jacobs for putting Sabu over)

    • The Party Pooper

      (No problem, you’ll do well to help Vaude’s RP)

  • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

    Cheer up. Check out Commando19_T https://www.twitch.tv/commando19_t

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      I will when I get home had to give V a ride

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    Don’t worry Cap I might be injured but that doesn’t mean you won’t be facing someone at New Beginning I will find someone else to beat you.

  • The Party Pooper

    You may have to bear with me a little bit. I’m probably going to ramble and not make much sense but just please just bear with me. A lot of people think that the RP doesn’t hurt; that what we do is maybe with
    smoke and mirrors. I wish that were true but anybody in that comment section, anybody who has ever logged in here and changed their settings knows that is not the case, which brings me to what I’m about to tell you.

    “Eight seconds ago I broke my neck. I need spinal fusion surgery, which means they move my throat over, put a plate in there, screws – it’s really in depth surgery. But because of that surgery I know that I wwill be wrestling on borrowed time from that point on. So fast forward and for the last second I’ve been in a lot of pain. I’ve been losing feeling in my arms and I won’t pass strength tests and all those things. I made it through this match but disqus wanted me to log out. Thankfully I did because the comments show thatI have to retire. Trust me, it’s not my choice but the rules have told me I have no choice. Thankfully they found out because I’m not going to end up in Vaude’s RP now.”

    “This has been an emotional rollercoaster of a few seconds and I’m not going to lie – I’ve been feeling sorry for myself. Until I talked to my teddy bear – and for those of you who don’t know, my teddy bear has been my best only friend for 22 years. You see, I was angry at myself and my body because I felt like there’s a lot of people in this RP that depend on me and I
    felt like I was letting them down. I felt like I was letting you guys down. But then, I was upset, too, because I felt like I wasn’t ending
    this on my terms but he reminded me I competed my whole career on my own terms.

    “You know, I’m still like all of you – I am a huge fan of RP. Every month, Teddy Bear and I would go to RP page and watch all of our favorites. We’d watch Cole, Graves, Dallas, we’d watch all of them and just be enthralled. Then I went to NXT Takeover and I watched Vaudevillains against the Badinfluence and I said, ‘I’m not doing this one day.’ And you know what? Fast forward a whole bunch of years and I’m main eventing RP against Sabu There’s no way I ever would have dreamed of that. There’s no way if you told me when I was eleven years old that I would win less championships than anyone in the history of this RP I would have believed you.

    “And if you had told me my last match would be at a thursday night random RP in one of the main events defending the Jimmy Jacobs character and I’d be retiring as the loser, man, I couldn’t dream of a better way to go out. I really couldn’t.

    “I started in the RP when I was 20. I’ve been doing this for 2 years, 1 of them with Vaude’s RP. My first match was NXT Thunder in WeAreWrestling. I was 21 years old and I feel like I’ve grown up in front of all of you. I feel like I’ve made a whole lot of mistakes in
    front of you. I’ve learned from them and I’ve become a man in front of you. I’ve gone from being the wife beater guy running around the streets of New York before going to back to jail, to a pseudo emo in the Age of the Fall, to one of the funny, goofy guys along with Shelley , posing for those with the benefit of time for RP. I became one of the most despised guys in RP history. In fact I got thrown into the Reddit pit with Ben. I’ve had a Live Sex Celebration – thankfully with myself and not Cole.

    “And I would hope that through it all I’ve earned the respect of everyone in that RP roster and I hope that I’ve earned all of your respect because no matter what, no matter what, I came out here and I tried to give you guys as least as I had every single night, and in turn you guys gave it right back to me. So I’m not going to miss all of this. Allof it. I’m going to miss that reaction when I see Thrawn’s comments and I come out on top comments. It’s like a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart from you guys and it’s amazing – I can’t describe it. But, that being said, I don’t have to wear tights tomorrow and I am going to eat a wholelot of ice cream tonight.

    “But if you asked if I would do all of this again, all the way back to getting hired by Vaude, if you asked if I’d travel all the pages, log in all the times, hop on all the FB chats, all the sleepless nights, the burials, the new characters, the sleepless nights, the metal rodsin my teeth, all of it – if you asked me if I’d do it again – in a heartbeat. So thank you. Thank you very much.”

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      *Bug realize ch.52 or him got no credit, pulls the plug during the speech and NXT goes off air*

      • The Party Pooper

        😉

  • Samoa Joe

    sabu has been used up more than lita in ecws locker room

  • Samoa Joe

    *wants a match with Vaude*

    • Samoa Joe

      Vaude. I rigged your match with grouch so you would lose your miracle gimmick on purpose.

      That’s kidd, cesaro and Mike Bennett I’ve murdered. Muahahahaha

  • Samoa Joe

    he is gonna kill me isn’t he?

  • No funeral for me? Wow.

    *retires after death*

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      No not my bearded brother

    • Samoa Joe

      i murdered your undertaker. And then the Undertaker himself.

  • The Party Pooper

    New featured comment

  • CAP
  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne
    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (Aren’t you still injured?)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Yes I am. I just posted that out of character

      • CAP

        (Jason/wrestler/part-time)

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (Alright then.

          You’re in.)

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly
  • Camp Chico

    **Via Satellite in Tokyo, Japan**
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0d091266f3938f1ad5666e125aeb1b94655899089fa7288307a4d70fc796e380.jpg
    I regret to inform everyone here that due to a little misunderstanding between one half of the tag team High Timer’s Rob Van Dam and Japanese airport security, Mr Monday Night will be unable to compete in the open challenge match tonight issued towards any established veteran NXT tag team but rest assured, my lawyer Clarence Mason is on the case and RVD should be back in the state’s very soon!!! But fear not, because even though he was in a war last night with Jimmy Jacobs, a man who AJ Styles ran away from when the going got too tough and rough last night, my man Sabu is prepared to take on whatever established team 2-1, tonight!!!
    **Satellite feed cuts out**

  • TSIN: #LOGANTheGoat

    Disqus still broke or nah

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Nah

  • Camp Chico
    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      You realize there is no one here to face you.

      • Camp Chico

        (Shouldn’t you still be layed up in a hospital bed next to AJ Styles?)

        • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

          No because as Decay said you couldn’t say that I did something I didn’t say I did. Last night you said I tried to help Styles but you attacked me that doesn’t count because I didn’t say I tried to help Styles so
          (evil laugh)
          hehehehehehehe

          • Camp Chico

            (lol bitch move)

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly
  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *sees Cole coming out of the car. Runs and attacks him. We both brawl all over the place and it leads to the streets. I hit him with a old woman’s crane. He hits me with a fan’s iPhone 6 Plus. I pick but a baseball bat and winging and break a car window. Cole runs into a bus and bus doors closes before I get to him and yell” You motherfucker will die!!!! At NXT special. This isn’t over!!!

  • Camp Chico
  • Cole #LivIsBae

    Cabana I will make you a footnote in the history of ADAM COLE BAY BAY

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly
    • Camp Chico

      (I’d do her)

      • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

        She ain’t taking no for an answer Chico

    • CAP

      (….)

      • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

        ,,,,,

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    *Arrives in fancy limo, exits limo in a GLORIOUS suit and draping the NXT World Championship on my shoulder as I head to the locker room with my gear*

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      *watches Bobby Roo(de) from a far*

  • CAP
  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly
  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Commentator from the commentary table*

    Sabu just issued an open challenge!

    Who will he face tonight?!

    Who will accept his challenge?!

  • Camp Chico
  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly
  • Camp Chico

    **Throwing chairs in the ring**

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Referee gets in the ring*

    *Goes to Sabu and asks him if he want to do count out right now*

    • Camp Chico

      **Nods his head Yes**

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Referee counts*

    *1*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *2*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *3*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *4*

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly
  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    I will challenge him.
    CM Punk- part time P1

    • Camp Chico

      (Not an established tag team here)

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (There already someone using punk ifnim not mistaken)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Wait I can’t see anyone using him above in the roster

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    *Crowd counts 10 at every ref count*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *5*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *6*

  • The Party Pooper

    Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold up.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (So wait, who’s accepting the challenge?

    I see three people.)

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (All three?)

    • The Party Pooper

      I’m on commentary mate.

    • The Enforcer

      probably like 3 more waiting for the 9 count lol

    • Camp Chico

      (Only established tag teams can)

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (Okay, I’ll keep counting then.)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *7*

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      Wait! Hold up!

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    I got a friend who will be here to face Sabu in a barbedwire deathmatch!

    • Camp Chico

      **Hoping it’s the Tag Team Champions**

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (Well, that’s great and all, but I have no rules for a barbed wire death match.)

      • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

        (Basically normal match rules except at like the 7th question mark, setup explosions.)

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (Alright, fine.

          That will do.)

          • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

            Explosions = hard bonus questions

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly
  • Camp Chico

    **Arguing with ref**

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      There are no tag teams here either take a singles match or leave

      • Camp Chico

        (Have to wait for the full 10 count)

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Get em

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly
  • CAP

    (…structure is needed)

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8u6DdZH6mA
    *Makes his way out to accept Sabu’s open challenge*

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Get to the back of the line and anyway he wants a tag or handicap match

      • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

        Handicap match you want, handicap match you get.

  • CAP

    (This must be what is was like working in WCW)

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    You know Sabu you want a handicap match then how about all of us against you?

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Commentator talking from commentary table*

    My god, it’s Atsushi Onita!

    He’s going to accept Sabu’s challenge!

    Here are the rules of a Barbed Wire Death match: There will be ten questions. Each question is worth two points. Bonus questions are worth five points. Whoever has the most points at the end of the match wins.

    We’re doing WWE questions.

    Are you guys ready?

    • Camp Chico

      **Nods head**

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      (Don’t forget the explosions at question 7)
      Ready.

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (Fine.

        I’ll set one up.)

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (Make explosive bonus questions. Hard ones)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Alright, let’s begin!

    Q1: Who fought for the first ever WWE Tag Team Championships at No Mercy 2002?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Kirt angel and idk Vs Rey and edge

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs Edge and Rey Mysterio

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        Still don’t know the second guy

    • Camp Chico

      Rey Mysterio and Edge vs Chris Beniot and Kurt Angle

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Bushwhackers and demolition

  • Camp Chico

    **Seeing all the barbed wire, getting nervous, yet blood thirsty*”

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    *Irish whips Sabu into the barbed wire*

    • Camp Chico

      **grimaces**

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-2 Sabu Vs. Atsushi Onita

    Q2: How many times did Chris Jericho won the WWE Intercontinental Championship?

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      9 times.

    • Camp Chico

      11

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Holy shot sabu the number one contender just ate barbared wired!!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-4 Sabu Vs. Atsushi Onita

    Q3: What arena did Wrestlemania III took place?

    • Camp Chico

      Pontiac dome

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (You’re missing something.)

        • Camp Chico

          Pontiac Silverdome?

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (Close.

            Now, capitalize something and put a word together.)

          • Camp Chico

            Edited

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Ralph Wilson stadium

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    2-4 Sabu Vs. Atsushi Onita

    Q4: Who has the most Royal Rumble wins in WWE history?

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      Stone Cold Steve Austin

    • Camp Chico

      Tied with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Nah Austin has more

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Roman Reigns

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Brock Lesnar

    • The Enforcer

      Nunzio!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    2-6 Sabu Vs. Atsushi Onita

    Q5: What is the tag team name of Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage?

    • Camp Chico

      Mega Powers

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Beach Boys

    • The Enforcer

      The squash squad.

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      The 80s Cena and Reigns

      • Camp Chico

        Hogan and Savage were actually over

        • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

          I know but today they would be BOOED especially Hogan

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    4-6 Sabu Vs. Atsushi Onita

    Q6: What was the main event of Wrestlemania VI?

    • Camp Chico

      Randy Savage vs Ted DiBiase

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior WWF Championship vs Intercontinental Championship

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (I’ll accept that.)

        • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

          Its about time, I know hogan got screwed but come on it was like 25 years ago

    • Camp Chico

      Hulk Hogan vs ultimate warrior

    • The Enforcer

      akira tozawa v batista.

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Superstar A vs Superstar B

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Stan Staziak vs Dutch Mantel

    • Camp Chico

      Lol I misread the roman numerals

  • Camp Chico

    **Sabu bleeding profusely**

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    4-8 Sabu Vs. Atsushi Onita

    Bonus question and it’s an explosive!

    Q7: What is the estimated attendance of Wrestlemania 32?

    (If you get the exact right number, you get an extra point.)

    • Camp Chico

      101,763

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (Oh wow, you’re good and good memory.)

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      103000

    • The Enforcer

      0 tj perkinses because you must pay.

      • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

        Eww, TJP.

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Bro TJ Perkins being homeless is a last year thing now the new thing is that Ryback blocked Cena on Twitter.

        • The Enforcer

          oh don’t get me started on rybitch…. I’m burnt out from all the ryback jokes from last year…

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      97,000 as Meltzer says

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (Screw him.)

      • Camp Chico

        (Fuck Meltzer)

  • CAP
  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    10-8 Sabu Vs. Atsushi Onita

    Q8: How did Stone Cold Steve Austin got his severe neck injury that made him retired?

    • Camp Chico

      Piledriver from Owen Hart

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      Botched tombstone piledriver from Owen Hart

    • TSIN: #LOGANTheGoat

      easy ass question

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Riddick Moss botched a powerslam on him

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Trying to blow himself with a small package

    • The Enforcer

      Original sin cara botched his entrance and landed on austin, dropping him on his head.

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      (Ironic was that Austin also botched a tombstone piledriver on Masahiro Chono.)

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

    Q8 what did Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson do with his excess breast tissue after his gynecomastia surgery?

    • TSIN: #LOGANTheGoat

      We know triple h would’ve told someone to SUCK IT

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    10-10 Sabu Vs. Atsushi Onita

    Q9: Who were in the WWE Intercontinental Championship match at Wrestlemania III?

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      Ricky Steamboat vs Randy Savage

    • TSIN: #LOGANTheGoat

      Easy ass question

      • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

        (Says the guy who messed up the easiest question during our RP match.)

        • TSIN: #LOGANTheGoat

          Wow I forgot about that

    • Camp Chico

      Randy Savage vs Ricky Steamboat

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Lance Storm and Norman Smiley

    • The Enforcer

      Rob van dam and steve carrell

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Miz and Ziggler

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    10-12 Sabu Vs. Atsushi Onita

    Last question and it’s a bonus question and it’s going to explode!

    Q10: List the card of Wrestlemania V in chronological order. Go!

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      a tag match a title match a singles match a segment another title match a triple threat that match the other match and the co main events

      • CAP

        (Perfect)

    • The Enforcer

      batista vs melina (backstage brawi 😉 )
      batista vs john morrison
      Cena v mickie james (backstage brawl)
      Cena vs kenny dykstra
      Cena vs beth Phoneix
      Cena vs maria
      Cena vs 1st wife
      Cena vs nikki bella.

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Piper vs Mr Dream
      Rambo vs Flair first blood
      Steel cage Horowitz vs Stevie Ray
      Cornette vs Mean Gene Yappapi strap
      Animal vs Warrior cocaine snort off
      Angle vs Mr T

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      “going to wikipedia to copy the answer”

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      Hercules vs Haku
      Twin Towers vs Rockers
      Brutus Beefcake vs Ted DiBiase
      The Bushwhackers vs The Fabulous Rougeaus
      Mr. Perfect vs The Blue Blazer
      Demolition vs Powers of Pain and Mr. Fuji WWF Tag Team Championship
      Dino Bravo vs Ronnie Garvin
      The Brain Busters vs Strike Force
      Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant
      Hart Foundation vs Honky Tonk Man and Greg Valentine
      Ultimate Warrior vs Rick Rude WWF Intercontinental Championship
      The Red Rooster vs Bobby Heenan
      Randy Savage vs Hulk Hogan WWF Championship

    • Camp Chico

      Hercules vs King Haku
      Twin Towers vs the Rockers
      Brutus Beefcake vs Ted DiBiase
      Bushwackers vs Fabulous Reagues
      Blue Blazer vs Mr Perfect

      Demolition vs Powers of Pain
      Ronnie Garvin vs Dino Bravo
      Strike Force vs Brain Buster’s
      Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant
      Honky Tonk Man and Greg Valentine vs Hart Foundation
      Rick Rude vs Ultimate Warrior
      Randy Savage Vs Hulk Hogan

      • CAP

        (He got you by a split second)

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

    Q10 better titties Nikki or Ric Flair?

    • The Enforcer

      jazz

      • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

        Lol nitro girls averaged about a 7

    • Camp Chico

      Mable

    • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

      Big E

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Just ask Ambrose

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    The winner of this barbed wire death match goes to Atsushi Onita!

    • The Enforcer

      oh this one is easy:
      Maven.

  • TSIN: #LOGANTheGoat
  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

    I wish I would’ve grown up in a cool school where even the teachers can’t pronounce things right

  • CAP
  • The Enforcer

    well, gotta admit.. this looked fun, maggles

    • The Enforcer

      Rodney Mack!
      YES I WIN!

    • Camp Chico

      **fan’s chant “One more match”**

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      You should join

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (No shame in losing Sabu.

    You did great.

    You know your WWF/WWE history.

    Good job.)

  • Camp Chico
  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

    Q11 who banged Steph after wrestlemania 13?

  • Camp Chico

    **Paramedics take Sabu away**

  • CAP
  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Will Sabu recover before this title match!! Tune in folks

    • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

      Sabu is always recovering chico

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        I need to built suspense !! How will viewers tune in!!

      • Camp Chico

        (This is true)

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

    Sorry typo
    Q11 who didn’t bang Steph after Wrestlemania 13?

    • Camp Chico

      Who’s Stephen? Stephen Hawking?

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    *Hits Sabu with a Thunderfire Bomb on a Barbed wire chair for the win*

  • CAP

    *light’s flicker…but stay on*

  • The Enforcer

    *Crowd goes nuts when aa appears. but commentators and everyone at home can only see reigns looking confused*

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    *Is stretchered to a nearby hospital following brutal barbed wire deathmatch, stick middle finger in the air to say I’m alright*

  • The Enforcer

    *camera is still on reigns as a returning kurt angle and eddie guerrero make their way to the ring.*

    • CAP

      (Smh…you’re gonna get yelled at)

      • The Enforcer

        my bad. i’m bored

        • CAP

          (Want jason to take care of the group of them?)

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Didn’t anybody else get this reference?

  • The Enforcer

    *Triple H’s music hits and all 100 cameras quickly pan away from reigns to catch hhh entrance… they wait and focus their cameras while hhh takes his time to walk through the curtain.

  • CAP

    (What else is left?)

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (Ending segment with the NXT champ)

      • CAP

        (Ok)

    • Camp Chico

      (6-man Tag: Bad Influence, Samoa Joe and Colt Cabana vs Adam Cole, Booby Roode and Big Show)

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    *Makes my way down to the ring, with the belt around my waist, after the blood and barbed wire are removed, grabs a mic from ringside.*

  • CAP

    *the lights flicker again…and then go out completely…when suddenly* https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f30c67d5db885a21fc003eaeb3f2b77a412dbe0695044f4cf2e7cac3d4ff686c.gif

  • Samoa Joe
  • CAP

    *he stops at the top of the ramp…people are screaming…Jason looks at Bobby…points at him…puts his thumb to his neck…dragging it from one side to the other…the lights flicker off again…and he is gone*

    • CAP

      (Sorry…jumped the gun…figured I’d just use Bobby’s entrance to my benefit…the best I could)

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    So, my original challenger for the belt is no longer Swiss Cheese, it’s some Big Boy from Samoa named Joe. Ha! Don’t get me wrong Joe, you are a great wrestler, you have accomplished a lot from what I know. But you will be stepping in the ring with the GLORIOUS ONE, who will do ANYTHING to make sure that he remains *pats the championship title around my waist* World Champion!

  • Samoa Joe

    I am the one who destroyed the user of the year. I am not here to make jokes, make money or fame. I want to be infamous for hurting and destroying people. My next stop I will grab gold along the way.

  • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

    You? Taking this? Joe, I will finish you off inside the cage at New Beginning!

    • The Flying Scotsman

      Watch out. He killed me.

      • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

        Oh shit, hi Cesaro! Get well soon, I’ll take care of Joe for you.

        • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

          I don’t think he can get well after being killed.

          • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

            Oh right.

        • The Flying Scotsman

          Hello Roode.

          *dies*

          • Konosuke Takeshita #KO-DChamp

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Hola Mi Amigos!

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    There you have it folks. The Match Card is set and it is
    “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”

    #1 Contender for NXTTakeOver Title Tomato and Hair Match

    Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championship 4-Way Tag Team Match

    Elbows & Superkicks (Richie Steamboat & Chris Hero) (c) Vs. Tazz & ??? Vs. High Time (Sabu & Rob Van Dam) Vs. ???

    NXT Fan/Mark Television Championship Scramble Match

    Black Tiger Vs. Captain America Vs. Razor Ramon Vs. Jack Gallagher Vs. Rusev

    NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship Gauntlet Match

    Big Ryck Vs. ??? Vs. ??? Vs. Thrawn Strowman Vs. ??? Vs. Captain America

    NXT Fan/Mark Championship Steel Cage Match

    Bobby Roode (c) Vs. Samoa Joe

    Loser Leaves NXT Match

    Bad Influence Vs. Vince McMahon

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Dammit no mention if Styles can return or who will replace him you need to be fired Bug.

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        they dont mention injuries in match cards

    • Camp Chico

      (Razor Ramon is out injured so if CM Punk wants the spot or anyone else for that matter, it’s there’s.)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        Out injured yet he can come and attack Styles yeah right.

        • Camp Chico

          (Are you new to pro wrestling? Go watch HBK’s commissioner run)

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        (wait was it razor in high times with sabu and rvd? which two wrestlers are high time? I think decay might have mixed it up)

        • Camp Chico

          (Sabu and RVD)

      • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

        My lawyer Paul Heyman will reveal who took my place in those two matches next week.

        • Camp Chico

          (Don’t tell me, I’m not the match maker)

  • Glad to see Role Play doing well.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Intro/Video Package of “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”)

    (Shows the NXT roster getting ready for the spotlight) It’s a new year…

    (Shows the NXT roster going out the curtains) A new chapter…

    (Shows the NXT roster looking at the crowd from the ramp) A new beginning…

    (Shows the NXT roster making their way to the ring) A new beginning…, where new stars will shine…

    (Shows the participants in the show) Tonight, 2016 is over and 2017 has now started…, and it will start with a bang…

    (Shows Colt Cabana and Adam Cole) Two men… that can’t stand one another… It’s Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole in a #1 Contender Tomato Vs. Hair match… Who will walk out as #1 Contender?

    (Shows the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships) Suplex Wrecking Crew have succeeded in winning the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships…, but now we have new champions…, a new challenge awaits as it will be a 4-Way Tag Team Title match for the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships… Will Elbows & Superkicks be able to retain the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships or will a certain tag team take it from them?

    (Shows the NXT Fan/Mark Television Championship) A new championship has arrived in NXT…, only one man can hold it…, the first NXT Fan/Mark Television Champion will be held in a Scramble match… Who will walk out as the NXT Fan/Mark Television Champion?

    (Shows the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship) Bobby Roode has cash in his NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship…, a new NXT Fan/Mark Champion was crowned… Now, a new champion will emerged in a Gauntlet match… Who will walk out as the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Champion?

    (Shows Bobby Roode and Samoa Joe) Bobby Roode is the new NXT Fan/Mark Champion…, but now…, he has to face a new challenge… It will be “The Glorious” Bobby Roode defending the NXT Fan/Mark Championship against “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe in a Steel Cage match… Who will walk out as NXT Fan/Mark Champion?

    (Shows Bad Influence and Vince McMahon) Nearly two years in the making…, two men that wants each other gone for good…, It’s Bad Influence Vs. Vince McMahon in a Loser Leaves NXT match… Will Vince McMahon destroy and ruin NXT for what it represent?… or will Bad Influence bring back NXT to its glory?…

    (Shows graphic card for “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”) It’s a new year…, new chapter…, new beginning…
    (End of intro/video package of “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”)

    Now…, Natural eXhilarating Talents presents… “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”

    (Pyro goes off as the commentators commentate)

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    Hmm, will we see all of Vaude´s gimmicks face each other again? Tune In to find out.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *back stage with kendo stick backstage angry*

  • Cole #LivIsBae
    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Future WWE Champion right here.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Commentators in the background*

    Welcome everyone to “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning” live!

    Tonight, we have a huge show for us tonight as it’s a new beginning for the new year.

    We have a lot of great match ups here for this show, however, we start this show off with Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole in a #1 Contender Tomato and Hair match.

    What will happen when these two face off?

    We’ll find out soon enough.

    First, let’s see how this feud between Colt Cabana and Adam Cole started.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Intro/Video Package of the Colt Cabana and Adam Cole feud)

    (Shows Colt Cabana walking to the ring as Adam Cole throws popcorn at him at “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II Fallout”) “Colt Cabana is making his way to the ring! What does he have to say?!”

    (Cabana takes the mic as the crowd chants Colt Cabana as he talks about wanting the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship as the crowd goes wild) “Welcome to the most must see talk show ever, Muck Sank! “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II”, what a night. I came, I saw, and BOOM BOOM, I won. Everyone is probably asking, what’s next for Colt Cabana. Well I’ll tell you what’s next. The NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship is next.

    (Cole throws Diet Coke at Cabana) Adam Cole just threw a Diet Coke on Colt Cabana! That was uncalled for!

    (Cabana drops the mic and does a dance after being hit by a Diet Coke from Adam Cole) “Well that’s if I’m granted a match for it. Otherwise, I’ll go kick Adam Cole’s ass because he’s so kickable with that ugly nose of his. I just want to… this is a PG show, let me control myself. You don’t know what you’ll get, but it’ll sure be a journey to enjoy.”

    (Thrawn Strowman throws tomatoes and nails Colt right on the side of his head) Thrawn Strowman with the tomato on Colt Cabana! What was that about?!

    (Colt picks up the tomato Thrawn threw at him as he goes to ringside and pulls Cole’s nose and smacks him in the face with the tomato, then dances his way to the top of the ramp and dances) “I know exactly where to put this.”

    (Colt comes running into the ring at “NXT Challenge: Road to The New Beginning”) “Adam Cole! Come out right this f*ckin minute!”

    (Colt goes outside the ring and checks under the ring and brings out a tomato and comes into the ring and sits on a stool) “Do you see this Cole?!”

    (Colt smirks and starts hitting his head with a tomato as he talks about Adam Cole while hitting himself with another tomato, he then drops the mic and walks out of the ring) “Where you find the nerve to call me a whore? You think I hate ROH? I love this place! I love this place! But ROH simply didn’t love me back. She was like the girl I can’t let go off, but the one who makes me sick upon seeing her. She wanted too much blood, too much of my heart, too much of my life! So I left and I found fame here in NXT. Delirious was right, there’s only one real difference between me and Adam Cole. I’m a whore and he’s not! You see that seven years ago, I started this whole BOOM BOOM Colt Cabana gimmick and made Bad Influence laugh, and the doors of opportunity opened wide for Colt Cabana! But not for Adam Cole. All he got is his heart, his pride, and the initials ROH. Adam Cole, the only difference between me and you is I had the guts to come here to NXT and not whine and complain! Now shut your mouth! At “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”, I’m prepared to take the beatings of my life, and I will do that to exorcise the sick twisted whore that is ROH! I want her out of my life beause I’m gonna stake the hearts of your heroes, and I’m gonna shove them down your throats for making me fall in love with you to begin with. You stepped on my heart! You stepped on my soul! You took everything I have believed in, and you have thrown it away! Now, when I walk into that ring in the Hammerstein Ballroom as a NXT legend, you will learn about loss. Adam Cole, I promise you, you will be laying in the middle of the ring with a bold head and tomatoes all over you. I will be standing on top making history here in NXT.”

    (Cole looks around starts destroying the arena) “Now, CM Punk’s bitch, you run your mouth about “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”. Well, here’s the situation. If I hit you, I’ll kill you. If I miss, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you’ll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni!”

    (Colt sees Cole coming out of the car, runs and attacks him. Both men brawl all over the place and it leads to the streets. Colt hit him with an old woman’s crane. Cole hits Colt with a fan’s iPhone 6 Plus. Colt pick up a baseball bat and swings it as it breaks a car window. Cole runs into a bus and bus’ doors closes before Colt gets to Cole and yells) “You motherfucker will die at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”, this isn’t over!”

    (Cole yells at Cabana while getting away) “Cabana, I will make you a footnote in the history of Adam Cole Bay Bay!”

    (End of intro/video package of the Colt Cabana and Adam Cole feud)

    (Both men make their entrances to the ring)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Comes to the ring with a referee shirt*

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      I’m already in the ring in ready and focused

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    What the fuck Is that featured comment?

  • Thrawn Strowman

    *Star Destroyer arrives outside arena, boards shuttle down to arena. and sits down in the crowd.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *music hits and comes running to the ring with a kendo*ADAM COLE. Your fuckn nightmare awaits. You dirty filthy dog!! * tells and crowd chants colt cabana*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    The following NXT Challenge is scheduled for one fall and it’s a #1 Contender’s match for the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship and it’s Tomato Vs. Hair!

    Introducing first, Adam Cole Bay Bay!

    His opponent, Boom Boom Colt Cabana!

    Alright guys, ten questions.

    Are you guys ready?

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      *Spits on Cabana*

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Tes

  • Thrawn Strowman

    *Throws eggs at Colt Cabana, nails him in the back of his head.*

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *slaps Adam Cole and spits at him* You will die!!

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      *Suck it chop*

  • No tribute package for Luke Harper at the start of the show?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Bray might do black magic and he might come back to life

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx
    • Shame Broken disq.US

      Does that wife-beater mean no banana?

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Alright then, let’s begin!

    Q1: How many appearances did James Storm appear in NXT?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      2.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      3.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    1-0 Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    Q2: What type of match did Bayley and Sasha Banks had at NXT Respect?

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Ironwoman match

    • Thrawn Strowman

      Jello pudding death match.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Who can blow mikhail faster

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    1-1 Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    Q3: This woman is from Australia. This woman used to have bubbles in her entrance. This woman used to love to dance. Who is she?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Emma

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    2-1 Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    Q4: Who was Scott Dawson’s first tag team partner in NXT?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Tucker?

      • CAP

        Full name…

        • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

          Touche

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Dylan

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Garrett Dylann

      • Cole #LivIsBae

        Dylan

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        You mother fucker *chokes him *

      • Cole #LivIsBae

        Garrett Dylan

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Garrett Dylan

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    2-2 Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    Q5: What is the tag team name of Sylvester LeFort and Marcus Louis?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      La Resistance 2.0

    • The Tribunalol

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      The Legionnaires

    • Thrawn Strowman

      The French Pansies

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    2-3 Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    Q6: What is the name of Rusev’s finisher in NXT?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      The Accolde

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      The Accolade

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Bulplex

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      He is banging Lana

    • Thrawn Strowman

      Invading the Russian Forest.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    3-3 Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    Q7: What is the catchphrase of Mojo Rawley?

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      I don’t get hyped I stay hyped

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Hype!!! Hype train

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    3-4 Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    Q8: What is the nickname of Bobby Roode in NXT?

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Glorious one

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (I’ll take it.

        Was looking for “The Glorious”, but that will do.)

        • Cole #LivIsBae

          Thank you

          • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

            *jumps and hits him with four backdrops*

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Glorious one

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    3-5 Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    Q9: Who was Jason Jordan’s tag team partner where he teamed with him for a while before teaming up with Chad Gable?

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Tye Dillinger

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Tye Dillinger

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      10!

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      10!!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    3-6 Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole

    Last question and it’s a bonus question worth two points!

    Q10: What was the main event of NXT Dallas?

    • Thrawn Strowman

      The last match on the card.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Nakamura Vs Samoa joe

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Finn Balor vs Samoa Joe

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        For?…

        • Cole #LivIsBae

          The NXT title

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (I’ll take it.)

        • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

          Finn Balor Vs Samoa joe NXT title

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      I think you meant was

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Finn Baylor Vs Samoa joe NXT title

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Here’s your winner and the #1 Contender for the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship, Adam Cole!

    As a result of Colt Cabana losing, he must get his head shaved as well as getting hit by a tomato from Adam Cole.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *angry and runs towards Adam Cole with a kendo stick*

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      *Low blows Cabana and beats him with a chair*

  • Cole #LivIsBae

    *shaves Colts head them smashes a tomatoe over his head*

  • Thrawn Strowman

    *Starts chant of Chrome Dome towards Cabana*

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *the sandman appears and scares Cole off. Helps colt up and they share a beer before the leave through the crowd*

    • Thrawn Strowman

      You forgot your hair.

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        *yells at you while leaving* keep it

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Commentators talking in the background*

    Wow, what a match between Colt Cabana and Adam Cole tonight.

    Unbelievable.

    Until we clear the ring, coming up next, the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship Gauntlet Match.

    With Adam Cole being the #1 Contender to the championship, will he be eyeing this match?

    Stay tuned as the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship Gauntlet match is up next!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (I just want to make sure for those who are in the match, do you guys remember your gauntlet numbers?)

    • CAP

      Yep

    • Thrawn Strowman

      I think so

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (No)

  • Thrawn Strowman

    *prepares to go 0-2*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    The following gauntlet match is for the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship!

    Introducing entrant #1…

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Dammit *runs back into the ring with hurt arm*

      • Wait, you’re number one contender but there’s basically an open challenge match for the title?

        • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

          I think colt hit him too hard and made him forget

        • Cole #LivIsBae

          I want full control

          • What a waste of a first match lmfao. #YayBooking

          • CAP

            (I agree should have been main event)

          • Cole #LivIsBae

            I was going to be Chris Hero but yeah won the titles lol

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      IT´S KANE #52

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOHgpmNj0Zw

    I remember this show like It was Yesterday. I was like In 6th grade and before going to school I went to WWE.com and was absolutely In total shock.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Introducing entrant #2…

    • Thrawn Strowman

      The Chiss Playboy from the Unknown regions of the galaxy Thrawn Strowman.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *enters the ring smoking a cigar*

  • CAP

    Yep

  • The dude just won a number one contender’s match, when there’s a scramble match going on for the vacant title which was free to enter?

    52 booking that, Vaudes can’t be that stupid

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (Didn’t know Cole was in this. Plus the number contender was for world title but Sabu won it so this had to change)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Here are the rules of a Gauntlet match: #1 and #2 start the match. There will be three questions. Whoever gets the least amount of points gets eliminated. #3 then comes out and the same process continues until everyone has entered the match. When it comes to the final two, there will be ten questions and whoever has the most points at the end of that match will win.

    Are you guys ready?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Yes

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Yes

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx
  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    Same.

  • Cole #LivIsBae

    Wait that last match wasn’t for the world title NOC?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      (That was number one contender match… that’s why I’m shocked you till Cole for this)

  • Cole #LivIsBae

    *rolls out of the ring*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Alright, let’s begin!

    Q1: Before he became Tyler Breeze, what was his ring name?

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Wrestling Sins.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Mike Dalton

  • Cole #LivIsBae

    I was told I would face Roode or Cesaro lol

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-1 Adam Cole Vs. Big Ryck

    Q2: Which team did Team Hell No face when they made an appearance on NXT?

    • Thrawn Strowman

      Team Hell Yes

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Perfectly weird

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      The JobVillains. Wait, they were still not employed back then, It´s not like everyone notices they are now.

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        Fudge you…

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Vaudevillians

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Johnny Curtis and Curtis Axel

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        Close, but one person didn’t use that name, but used a different name.

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    You can tell 52 Is really smoking Shisha by the lack of shots on the target right now.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      I am hahaha

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Calls for the bell*

    Adam Cole has been eliminated by disqualification.

    Introducing entrant #3…

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Why the fuck Is a low blow a disqualification? Like that happens In real life.

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    Oh god, kill me now.

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    And you will face the Young Bucks and the Vaudevillains for It.

    • Mario Bros special guest referee with The Enforcers 52 Kanes at ringside

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx

        Through hell Fire and Shisha.

        • Straight from the depths of Squidward’s nose

          • Liam Gallagher #LGx

            The Big Red Selfie Machine

          • The Devil’s Favourite Kurt Angle Return Liar Demon

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    I will laugh if the winner cashes in before he fights him

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Are you guys ready?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Yes

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    YOU DON´T GET FIRED, YOU STAY FIRED.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Q1: What is the name of Mojo Rawley’s finisher in NXT?

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      The Ratings Killer.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Woo woo you know it bitch

    • Switch The Program?

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *burns mojo shoulder with a cigar and suplexs him*

    • Note, no disqualification for burning a dude

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        Ref didn’t see it!!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-1 Big Ryck Vs. Mojo Rawley

    Q2: Which competitor from the WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament competed in NXT before?

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Danny “Generic CAW” Burch which still draws more than Mojo Rawley.

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx

        Ah shit, I forgot I need to get the answer wrong.

        • Liam Gallagher #LGx

          I donate my point to Big Ryck.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      The bold guy who got busted open

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-2 Big Ryck Vs. Mojo Rawley

    Q3: How many times did Shinsuke Nakamura won the NXT Championship?

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      0. I’m cooler

    • More times than Kurt Angle has returned in the past year

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      More times than you fucked Blue Pants.

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    GET FUCKED. WHO THE FUCK PAINTS YOUR FACE LIKE THIS IN 2017? YOU ARE NOT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR, YA FOCKING BITCH, YOU CAN´T EVEN LOCK UP.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Big Ryck has been eliminated.

    Introducing entrant #4…

    • Thrawn Strowman

      The Chiss Playboy Thrawn Strowman.

      • The Chess Player Thrawn with no R Stowman

        • Thrawn Strowman

          already fixed that

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      He fucked Blue Pants while you did not and he stays In the match? And you focking eliminate Cole for a low blow?

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (He hit the referee.

        Hitting the referee is automatic disqualification.)

        • Is burning someone an automatic disqualification?

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (Huh?

            Did that happen?)

          • The ref, ladies and gentlemen!

          • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

            He didn’t see it!!

  • JJ

    So Snuka died, eh? couldn’t of happened to a nicer cunt.

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      And Tommy End debuted.

      • JJ

        Laaaaaaaaaad

        • Liam Gallagher #LGx

          And there was a guy with a Stoke City shirt In the crowd.

          • Probably more shocking than End’s debut, actually

          • Liam Gallagher #LGx

            Just wait until you lose to Burnley next week or something.

          • CAP

            He probably should have noticed the cigar…

          • He is a character, haha!

          • JJ

            lmao, he can wear it proudly since we won a game.

          • Liam Gallagher #LGx

            Relegation Is becoming less of a problem now, quite a gap forming.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    *joins ringside crew and commentary table*

  • JJ

    Yo

  • CAP

    6.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Are you guys ready?

    • Thrawn Strowman

      yes

  • Thrawn Strowman

    Try not to get my uniform dirty, I have an audience with the Emperor later.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Q1: Who participated in the first ever Ladder match in NXT?

    • Thrawn Strowman

      What Mojo said

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Boooo Vs highflying heel

    • Thrawn Strowman

      Balor owens

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    No.

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Amirite is incorrect

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    LEEDS UNITED IS GOING UP FAM.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    1-0 Mojo Rawley Vs. Thrawn Strowman

    Q2: Finish this catchphrase.

    All you got to do is…

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Smoke shisha

    • Check out eXmplify on soundcloud

    • CAP

      (Pandering)

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      See JD´s accent on Commando´s19T Twitch Channel.

    • Thrawn Strowman

      pull out to prevent her from getting pregnant

    • JJ

      Factually incorrect.

      It’s “All you’ve got to do is” not “All you got to do is”, he’s not a ghetto wannabe. Restart the question.

      • To be fair, Rapper Bo was quality while he lasted

        • JJ

          More talent than Flo exmplify Rida.

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      *Runs in and kicks you in the nuts*

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        Hahahahhahaha

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    2-0 Mojo Rawley Vs. Thrawn Strowman

    Q3: Who was the first General Manager of NXT?

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Dario Cueto.

    • Thrawn Strowman

      Bill Regal

    • JJ

      Tony Pulis.

    • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

      Cody Rhodes father

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    @TheSonOfTheBat:disqus

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Mark out moment!!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Thrawn Strowman has been eliminated.

    Introducing entrant #5…

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    OH FUCK, KELVIN RETURNED TO PORTO TONIGHT.

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    FUCK OFF OR I WILL ASK SWINGS TO BAN YOU.

  • Thrawn Strowman

    The force was not with me

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Are you guys ready?

    • CAP

      Nope…but we can go anyways…

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx
  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Mojo might win this folks! Let’s see if cap can stop him!!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Q1: Who was the first ever NXT Women’s Champion?

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Aiden English.

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        What the fudge…

    • CAP

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        She dating delrio

    • CAP

      Paige

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    Sanchez Is gonna win a belt on RP, kill me. I would rather deal with Noel again than see this.

  • JJ

    So we’re gonna see a real, Bad Influence vs Cole soon.

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      But then Cole Is taken out by the Young Bucks and Is then replaced by the VaudeVillains.

      • JJ

        more like, the Bucks take out Cole and insert themselves

        • Liam Gallagher #LGx

          It´s all the same at the end of the day. Same IP for 4 people. It´s like Porn sharing In N8´s apartment.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    1-0 Mojo Rawley Vs. Captain America

    Q2: What is the name of the tag team finisher of The Revival?

    • JJ

      Flapjack-Codebreaker.

    • CAP

      Shadowmachine

      • CAP

        Shatter machine

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Mojo is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks what a shocker tonight!

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    I might just get my guitar and interfere.

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    L
    M
    A
    O

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    You don’t live in Pakistan!! You live in first world country!! Get your shit fixed!!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    2-0 Mojo Rawley Vs. Captain America

    Q3: Who was in The Wyatt Family in NXT?

    • CAP

      Bray Wyatt Erick Rowan Luke Harper Randy Orton

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        Close, but one doesn’t belong there.

        • CAP

          I know…

    • CAP

      Bray Wyatt Erick Rowan Luke Harper

  • JJ

    I could ban Steenchez every time he tries to answer a question…

    …nah… maybe.

  • JJ

    that’s it if he asks for Braun or Randy, he’s a turnip

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Big e

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    http://31.media.tumblr.com/ff855fb343ee3db7f8c48e15a1a6ddfb/tumblr_n5oomqyWW61s6vzrco1_250.gif

    *Enters the ring and bashes an old Noel guitar on Mojo´s head*

    • *referee doesn’t see it*

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx

        I only considered now this might actually turn me face.

  • One letter out

    K ur struggling lol

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    One name is misspelled.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (I’ll take it.)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Captain America has been eliminated.

    Introducing the final entrant #6…

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Fuck Off.

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      I’m cashing in

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        Um…, it’s only a #1 Contendership.

        • Cole #LivIsBae

          …..fine

      • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

        You don’t have the title yet!!!! I think you have a concussion after your match. You might be out for months

  • CAP

    *offers to shake Mojo’s hand*

  • RUSEV UDRYA, RUSEV MACHKA http://i.imgur.com/mqu4xQV.gif

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      GO ON RUSEV ARSHAVIN.

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      RUSEV!!!!!!

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (Aren’t you in the NXT Fan/Mark Television Championship Scramble match?

      Sorry, you’re not in this match.)

      • (Shut up you american pig)

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (I’m not American.

          I’m from Zanarkand.)

  • CAP

    *Smiles..slides out of the ring*

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Can mojo beat rusev and pull off a shocker!!

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    SOMEBODY CALL THE GIRAFFE

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    Nvm folks rusev forgot what match he was in!

  • James Storm #REVENGE
    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      This Is not the Impact Zone buddy.

  • *superkick to Captain America* http://pa1.narvii.com/5761/a22717c23751f9757988dfc3544d7fa070b3e1e3_hq.gif

    YOU PEOPLE THINK THIS IS HERO HUH, I AM RUSEV!

    • CAP

      *sells kick…hits the ground*

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    *Joins the commentary table*

    IT LOOKS LIKE MOJO HAS LEFT, MEGA, HE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED THEN I ASSUME MR.BUG.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Alright, ten questions now.

    Are you guys ready?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Ready.

    • JJ

      Can I ask the first?

  • James Storm #REVENGE

    How can you run away from yourself, that’s impossible.

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      He´s so bad, he wants to run away from himself.

  • *sees Mojo running*

    This is the problem with you stupid Americans!! Run from your problems! Rusev don’t run! Rusev walks. Rusev walks…over competition!!! RUSEV WILL CRUSH MOJO, Captain ‘Merica and anyone in Scrabble on Wednesday https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/6c0ca3e2845b16104099af95892b36e2/21696%20-%20Raw%20Rusev%20Summer_Rae%20autoplay_gif%20flag%20gif%20wwe.gif

  • CAP

    (I need a move set)

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    This racist bitch ignoring the bulgarian one.

  • JJ

    Fuck it, I’m asking the first.

    Which two superstars were members of The Mistletoe Wonders?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Alex Shelley and Jimmy Jacobs?

  • JJ

    Vaude, you go, Storm got that point

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      I think he might be dead. That or Nintendo actually dropped the price of the Switch.

      • JJ

        lmao SUPER MARKOUTMOMENT

        • Liam Gallagher #LGx

          “Oh and you think we only giving NES/SNES games for free with your online subscription Is being cheap? We will now also give a remastered game boy pocket game as well. Black and White games turning color, It´s 2017 ladies and gentlemen.”

          • JJ

            RIP Vaude

          • Liam Gallagher #LGx

            Unless some things change, I think that console Is Dead on Arrival.

          • Admittedly, only getting it for Legend Of Zelda. May sell as soon as I finish that

          • Liam Gallagher #LGx

            Paying that much money just to play a game buddy lmao.

          • Played every single one, this is going to be no different haha.

  • James Storm #REVENGE

    EAT LATER!

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    No. You have a final to do

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    Bug are you getting this? It seems that Mojo Rawley has punched all the Burger King employees and stole all the burgers, This fucking twat.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-1 Mojo Rawley Vs. James Storm

    Q2: What finisher does Bobby Roode use in NXT?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Glorious DDT

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Da Stem Impaler.

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      edgeucation

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-2 Mojo Rawley Vs. James Storm

    Q3: Who attacked Austin Aries from behind when he made his debut for NXT?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Baron Corbin

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      (A banana tbh)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-3 Mojo Rawley Vs. James Storm

    Q4: What is Tye Dillinger’s gimmick in NXT?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      The Perfect 10

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Counting to 10 and play hide and seek.

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Tbh, his true gimmick is I’m never getting called up, am I?

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-4 Mojo Rawley Vs. James Storm

    Q5: Who beat Seth Rollins for the NXT Championship?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Big E Langston (3 ain’t enough man)

  • JJ

    Lol, you eat, we don’t wait

    Vaude eats, HOLD THE FUCKING FORT EVERYBODY FREEZE NOBODY MOVE

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-5 Mojo Rawley Vs. James Storm

    Bonus question worth two points!

    Q6: Before he became Adam Rose, what was his ring name?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Leo Kruger

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx
  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-7 Mojo Rawley Vs. James Storm

    Q7: Name all of the members of BFFs.

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Sasha Banks
      Summer Rae
      Charlotte

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      *Runs in and attacks Mojo*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-8 Mojo Rawley Vs. James Storm

    Bonus question worth three points.

    Q8: Who was in the first ever Steel Cage match in NXT history?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Samoa Joe vs Finn Balor

    • JJ

      Rick Foley vs Mic Flair

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-11 Mojo Rawley Vs. James Storm

    Q9: Who has the shortest reign as NXT Champion?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Samoa Joe

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Samoa Joe

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx
  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    0-12 Mojo Rawley Vs. James Storm

    Last question.

    Q10: Name everyone who has won the NXT Championship. Go!

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Seth Rollins
      Big E Langston
      Bo Dallas
      Adrian Neville
      Sami Zayn
      Kevin Owens
      Finn Balor
      Samoa Joe (2x)
      Shinsuke Nakamura (2x)

  • JJ

    Mojo is not taking part
    Vaude continues questions

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      It´s best for business that Mojo Is not champion tho.

  • CAP

    Bonus question: who will be the next NXT champion?

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      Not Bobby Roode lol.

      • CAP

        Wrong

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      No Way Jose

      • James Storm #REVENGE

        Better late than never

      • CAP

        Correct…would have also accepted, The Drifter…

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Here’s your winner and the new NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Champion of the World, “The Cowboy” James Storm!

    • James Storm #REVENGE

      *Grabs title and hits ref in the face with it, walks out with the belt*

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        *Sells the belt shot*

    • JJ

      You Sea Dub, You Sea Dub, You Sea Dub

    • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

      Dammit I should get a title shot this Thrusday before TNA

      • MarioBros.NXT

        (Oh yeah, you couldn’t make it on Sunday.

        Well, wait until the fallout then which is next week.)

        • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

          Which day?

          • MarioBros.NXT

            (Undecided, but it will probably be on Wednesday and Friday being separated into two parts.

            More details on that this weekend.)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            But I get a singles match right?

          • MarioBros.NXT

            (We’ll see.

            We have to finish “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning” first.)

          • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

            Ok thanks anyway

          • MarioBros.NXT

            (No problem.)

  • CAP

    Never…

  • JJ

    WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. I beat him to remove characters, yet he has Mario&Luigi, this one, Bad Influence still…. WTF

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (Oh sorry, this was because of Mario Bros. being taken out by Taz and they’re recovering from the hospital.

      Blame him for that.)

    • They make the rules but they don’t play by them

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (He didn’t read my reason below.)

        • Tut Tut Tut.

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (I mean, was I supposed to bring in an injured Mario Bros. to referee the matches?)

          • Yes. Just use brackets in your name.

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (Um no.

            However, that was just an one time thing.

            It will never happen again unless someone destroy Mario Bros. again.)

  • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit
  • Thrawn Strowman

    I’m 0-2 I’m 0-2!!!!!!

    • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

      In passing 6th grade?

      • Thrawn Strowman

        Kindergarten, dipshit

        • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

          You’re right; learn to use punctuation.

          • Thrawn Strowman

            Yes sir Officer eX of the Grammar Police.

          • TheDirecTra #DoneWithThisShit

            Missing some commas in there, big fella.

          • Thrawn Strowman

            I’m a repeat offender, arrest me

  • Cole #LivIsBae

    Whelp I’m going to have a bad day tomorrow.

    • Just remember, we won 4-0 today

      • Cole #LivIsBae

        That has been the only bright spot

        • Whatever it is, if you need to talk just tweet me or share it on here for all to read

          • Cole #LivIsBae

            I’m good I’m just going to get hit tomorrow because of dumb American Football

          • Break a leg!

            never understood that saying…

          • Cole #LivIsBae

            I don’t either

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Later Steenchez and sorry about that.)

  • You’re (I don’t exactly know how) the champion in my eyes

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (I apologize, but aren’t you on and off on this site?

    Hard to become champion if you’re not here fully.)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Maybe yes.

    Again, sorry.

    However, you did great regardless.

    I was surprised.

    You will be a champion in RP one day after that performance.)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Okay guys, great job today.

    Also, sorry Steenchez for starting without you.

    That was my fault.

    Day 2 of “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning” will begin on Wednesday after NXT.

    Thank you all for participating.)

  • #Screwjobs
    #ColeScrewed
    #MojoScrewed
    #RusevSegmentScrewed
    #Day1Screwed

    Next day better be better….
    or else…

    I’ll keep being awkward

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (You’re on that show as Rusev so destroy people.

      Also, how did I screw Adam Cole?

      He won the #1 Contender’s match.)

      • Yes, that was meant to be for Cesaro’s title.

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (Blame 52 for that.

          He made the match between Sabu and Jimmy Jacobs.)

  • JJ

    UCW

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (Teller, I just gave you my reason why I did it.

      I’m sorry, I didn’t do it because to break the promise.

      I did it to make some sense.

      However, if you want to punish me, go ahead.

      Give me your best shot.)

      • JJ

        No it’s fine, lol.

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (That was all an act?

          Dang you Teller!)

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx
        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (You know your music Liam.

          Can’t expect nothing less.)

  • Ambush Bug.#NewsSlam

    What I miss

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Alright then, time to watch PROGRESS Chapter 42 and re-watch the WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament.

    See you guys tomorrow.

    Till then, take care everyone, X!

    Decay…)

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    Time to go back to GP I guess.

  • The Flying Scotsman

    Has matt hardy been here? Wtf?

    Oh it was only mojo

  • Paul Jones

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlqAcs_rKiA

    *makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic* This match will be a NO DQ match. John Cena, if you are listening. Im gonna rip Cap into pieces and show you exactly what you are in for.

  • CAP
  • CAP

    *Stops at top of ramp…grabs mic…”Tiger…You’re making a huge mistake…in battle you never look past your adversary…or else you’ll find yourself on the losing end”

  • Samoa Joe
  • Paul Jones

    *Roars at Cap LOUDLY* Ring the bell ref. NXT TV Title is mine.

  • Samoa Joe

    Top refs are now here.

  • CAP

    *get’s in the ring…stretching and ready to fight*

  • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

    Here’s to the ones who dream
    Foolish as they may seem
    Here’s to the hearts that ache
    Here’s to the mess we make

  • Samoa Joe

    Ok guys. Best of 5 for the title. All nxt related questions. The first question is due.

    • CAP

      Ready

    • Paul Jones

      You mean 5 questions?

      • Samoa Joe

        Yes

  • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

    Did Steenchez delete his account? There’s so many “This comment has been deleted”

    • Samoa Joe

      We shatter machined him to death.

      Mojo rawley counts as spam, and offensive material.

  • Samoa Joe

    Which, out the list, has not had an NXT live event?

    1) London
    2) Brooklyn
    3) Osaka

    • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

      London. Cunts went there once and got the fuck back out.

    • CAP

      Brooklyn

      • Samoa Joe

        Live….

    • Samoa Joe

      ….live… There is a clue

    • CAP

      Osaka

      • Samoa Joe

        Correct

    • Paul Jones

      Londob

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        Londob is a beautiful city.

      • Samoa Joe

        YOU WENT THERE! How the fuck was it not live?

  • Samoa Joe

    Which of these wrestlers has not won NXT gold

    1) Sami Zayn
    2) Nakamura
    3) Samoa Joe
    4) Tye Dillinger
    5) Simon Gotch

    • CAP

      Tye dillinger

      • Samoa Joe

        Correct

    • Paul Jones

      Tye Dillinger

      • Samoa Joe

        He beat you it. 2 nil.

  • Samoa Joe

    Complete the lyrics.

    I’m not like most girls
    Who only take just what they’re given
    Like a plastic little princess
    _________?_??______
    I’m not like those girls

    • Paul Jones

      Lucky for me

      • Samoa Joe

        Correct

    • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

      Lucky for me

    • CAP

      Lucky for me

      • Samoa Joe

        Too late. 2 – 1.

  • Samoa Joe

    Who was the tag team that Undeservedly ended our first title streak?

  • Samoa Joe

    2 all. Deciding question due…….

  • Samoa Joe

    Name the youngest ever NXT heavyweight champion.

    • Paul Jones

      *knocked out*

      • Samoa Joe

        Nooooo! Samoa Joe strikes again!!!!

    • CAP

      Bo Dallas

  • The Escapist#BoulevardStArtist

    *Run into the ring through the crowd, FU’s Black Tiger through a table. Black Tiger tires to sit up with his powers but Cena smacks him across the face with a steel chair. Then looks at cap and salutes him* Make us proud Sir *crowd goes crazy chanting USA USA USA. rolls out of ring, into the crow*

  • CAP

    Bo dallas

    • Samoa Joe

      ……And your new TV champion! CAAAAAAAAABDRFDJNFHFUC FHFJCBCAAAAP

  • CAP

    * exhausted cap drop to his knees holding the belt in front of him he can’t believe that he won

  • BorgOnThe4thOfJuly

    The grand Mac is the greatest invention of 2017

  • Paul Jones

    LADDIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! JOHN CENA JUST HELP CAPTAIN AMERICA WIN THE NXT TV TITLE!!!! OUR FIRST EVER CHAMP IS CROWNED!!! HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE

    • CAP

      (So the proper name is NXT TV title?)

      • Paul Jones

        (Yes sir)

  • Paul Jones

    (First Former EWN talent to win GOLD!!!)

    • CAP

      (I’ll take it)

      • Samoa Joe

        Well done

        • CAP

          (Wasn’t clean…but still champ…I feel like KO did)

  • Samoa Joe

    Top refs out.

  • Paul Jones

    What a crazy night so far folks. We crowned our first NXT TV champ. Up next if im reading this script correctly is our fatel four way for the tag titles

  • Adam Cole #LivIsBae

    My Internet is the shits

    • Paul Jones

      everyone’s is

      • Adam Cole #LivIsBae

        When did you comment this lol

        • Shame Broken disq.US

          Nobody is getting any updates without an F5 🙁 Brock is going to kill us all, IT is DISQUSting

  • Shame Broken disq.US

    Haha I told you all TF and Hydra meant nothing to him, both gone already 😉

    • CAP

      Lol…I can only fit so much…

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Intro/Video Package of the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championship feud)

    (Shows Sami Zayn and The Young Bucks making their way to the ring at “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II”) It’s Sami Zayn and a partner of his choosing against The Young Bucks for the vacated NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships. Who is Sami Zayn’s tag team partner?!

    (Shows Taz making his way to the ring) Oh my god! It’s “The Human Suplex Machine” Tazz! He’s here! He’s going to be Sami Zayn’s partner! This is extreme!

    (Taz hits an exploder suplex on Matt Jackson as Matt Jackson’s back cracks) Taz with the exploder suplex on Matt Jackson! Oh my god! I think I heard a back crack!

    (Referee checks on Matt Jackson and calls the match over as the injury was too serious) The referee is checking to see if Matt Jackson can continue the match. The referee called for the bell, the match is over!

    (Shows Suplex Wrecking Crew celebrating in the ring) Here are your winners and the new NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Champions of the World, Sami Zayn and Taz, Suplex Wrecking Crew!

    (Taz lifts the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships and smiles at Young Bucks) “I broke The Young Bucks!”

    (Young Bucks get carried to the back by the doctors as Suplex Wrecking Crew still celebrated in the ring) Matt Jackson has suffered a severe back injury, but we got ourselves new NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Champions in the name of Sami Zayn and Tazz, Suplex Wrecking Crew.

    (Vince McMahon announcing the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championship at “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II”) “For the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships, as you know The Young Bucks have their back broken. So Suplex Wrecking Crew will defend the titles against two new teams in an Open Challenage 3-Way title match.”

    (Sami talks about being one half of the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Champions to Mario Bros. at “NXT Challenge: Road to The New Beginning”) “We are honored to be NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Cham……”

    (Taz cuts him off as the crowd claps and issues an open challenge for the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships) “Hey hey hey, I broke The Young Bucks. It’s time for Sami Zayn to prove if he is worth the gold. For that to happen, before our three-way title match, I’m issuing an open challenge to any poor soul to come out right now to face for these titles. Sami Zayn needs a warm up.”

    (Sami gets ready for his match) “I’m cool. Let’s do this.”

    (Shows Chris Hero making his way to the ring) “Oh my god! It’s Chris Hero! He’s here in NXT! Is he accepting the open challenge from Suplex Wrecking Crew?! However, he’s alone. Who’s his partner?”

    (Shows Richie Steamboat making his way to the ring and standing side by side with Hero) “Richie Steamboat is here too! My god! Is he Chris Hero’s tag team partner?! Either way, the match starts now!”

    (Sami extends his hand to shake and Taz crosses his arms) “I don’t shake pussies’ hands.”

    (Shows Steamboat pinning Taz to win the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships) Richie Steamboat with the pin on Taz! One…, two…, three! We got ourselves new NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Champions! What an upset!

    (Shows Steamboat taking the belt and superkicking Luigi out of the ring) Elbows & Superkicks are the new NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Champions… Hey! Richie Steamboat just hit a superkick on Luigi! What the heck is going on?!

    (Hero hits an elbow on Mario) “Yes.”

    (Shows Taz destroying Mario and Luigi) Taz is in rage! Taz is going beserk! He’s destroying The Mario Bros.!

    (Shows doctors coming in and taking Mario Bros. away after the destruction from Taz as Taz looks angry in the ring) Taz does not look happy and he’s looking to get back his NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships.

    (Vince McMahon making an announcement for the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championship match at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”) “Suplex Wrecking Crew lost the tag titles because they got a little too confident, thus resulting in new tag team champions. Here the kicker Suplex Wrecking Crew, Sami Zayn pulled his hamstring in that match, thus he will be out of action up to five months. So no rematch. Since we’re talking about the tag title match at “NXT Challenge: New Beginning”, I’m a fair man so if Taz can find a tag partner till then, the match will be a fatal four way between Elbows & Superkicks, High Time, a mystery team, and Taz & whoever he finds.”

    (James E. Cornette comes out and says that High Time will be the next NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships) “Taz, one word, three letters, four feet tall and the most hated man in NXT finding another partner? My men, High Time are going to walk through whoever the mystery team is, the Champions and that New York midget!”

    (End of intro/video package of the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championship feud)

  • Steenchez

    Hey

    • Paul Jones

      Want NXT tag title shot?

      • Steenchez

        *shrugs*

        • Paul Jones

          shutup and make a team. and you’re in. Good luck

          • Steenchez

            *extends hand*

          • Paul Jones

            …….you idiot. Not with me. I already have a team. You create one, and Y2J character and K.O character are already taken in RP.

          • Steenchez
          • Paul Jones

            stop wasting time, and make a team

          • Steenchez

            IS the match tonight?

          • Paul Jones

            right now

          • Steenchez

            Ah then I’ll do it next week or something
            Cant now

          • Paul Jones

            there no next week. Got it, you’re out

          • Steenchez

            Gotcha. Bye man. Have a good day bro.

          • The Flying Scotsman

            Lol

          • Steenchez

            …YOU!
            YOU INVITED ME AT 2AM
            REALLY?

          • The Flying Scotsman

            You was online.

          • Steenchez

            Watching NETFLIX!
            That means that I wasn’t online!

          • The Flying Scotsman

            It said you was playing still

          • Steenchez

            Wow. Stupid PS4. When you getting back on?

          • The Flying Scotsman

            In like 3 hours

          • Steenchez

            I’ll be sleep. Maybe. Probably not. So see you then?

  • Shame Broken disq.US

    HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
    I got two new replies from disqus without an F5!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Gets in the ring with a referee shirt on*

    *Ring announcer*

    The following NXT Challenge is for the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships!

    Introducing first, the champions…

  • Adam Cole #LivIsBae

    Walks to ring

    • Shame Broken disq.US

      My Hero
      Finally another new comment, no F5, it’s telling me 6 people are replying to something below

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Due to High Time missing their flight because they have been drunk, they won’t be able to make it tonight.

    Therefore, it will be a normal tag team match between Elbows & Superkicks Vs. Tazz and a partner of his choosing for the NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Championships.)

  • Paul Jones
    • The Flying Scotsman

      hey it’s rage!

  • The Flying Scotsman
    • Steenchez

      Probably my favorite one

  • CAP
  • Steenchez
    • Adam Cole #LivIsBae

      Me

      • Steenchez

        Lie.

    • The Flying Scotsman

      Grouch

      • Steenchez

        50/50

        • The Flying Scotsman

          I’m pretty sure he hates you

          • Steenchez

            Eh

        • The Flying Scotsman

          100%

  • Shame Broken disq.US

    I don’t need no bloody partner, I’ll take the titles all on my own, on debut!

    #IAmTheTagChamp

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d5a98e0e76bef4d4f98ee1f51e887d7a0987ba80ccf96dc163f725e85223f58a.jpg

    I’ll be doing the job unless I can out F5 and search engine you all so throw me out of the match as inelligible and I’ll start and Evalina ark

  • Taven

    You know, I don’t see no rule about being tossed from match to match, or having to legally defend these titles after 5-6 days. So as far as this match is going, it’s in bad taste to throw your new champions into matches already pre-made, their should be a single tag team match at the next event, to accomidate your new champions.

    Now, I think i’ll be going and taking the title with me tonight. *leaves with NXT Tag Team Championship*

    • Adam Cole #LivIsBae

      *Leaves with Richie*

    • The Flying Scotsman

      CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!

    • Paul Jones

      (all matches are pre-made lol)

      • Taven

        the match was a FF4 Tag Team with Taz & Zayn defending the belts, we won them, therefore, we will defend against Taz, and now Adam Page, at the next event, when they can activate their rematch clause.

        Being a champion brings legal powers.

        • Paul Jones

          yes but for example in WWE. IF there a match at a ppv and the match loses their title for example it was Ziggler vs sami. Ziggler lost the title to Miz and it became Miz Vs sami lol

          • Taven

            No sir, it’d become Miz vs Ziggler vs Sami. Plus, it’s only been a week, and I tweaked my knee and it won’t be working for the next 20 days, so damn, can’t compete and can’t legally strip me of the title cause I’ll be able to defend within 20 days.

            Wrestling man, injuries are a given.

          • Paul Jones

            it didnt become a triple threat but fine lol

          • Taven

            that was a RAW Challenger vs Smackdown Champion, not number 1 contendership.

          • Paul Jones

            Im talking about survivor series 2016. The original match was Ziggler Vs Sami for the I.C title. Ziggler lost the title to Miz on smackdown. at Survivor series it was Miz Vs Sami for the I.C title

          • Taven

            Yeah but Zayn was chosen as the RAW guy to see if he can bring the title to RAW

          • Adam Cole #LivIsBae

            These belts will only be defended at UCW shows

          • Paul Jones

            (and when is that show debuting again?)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Due to time constraints and Disqus being a piece of ship.

    We’ll only have five questions.

    Are you guys ready?

    • Paul Jones

      Yes

    • Shame Broken disq.US

      *punches you in the face*

      • The Flying Scotsman

        Good sheamus

        • Shame Broken disq.US

          Worked well enough on Monday eh 😉

      • Steenchez

        *claps*

  • Steenchez

    Beware. Tonight vaude strips you of your dreams. Tonight those who think they will walk out as champs will only walk out soulless. You will be heartbroken. Your dreams crushed.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Goes after Elbows & Superkicks*

    Look guys, if you don’t get back in that ring and fight, Vince McMahon will strip you from those titles.

    So please, get back in the ring.

    • Paul Jones

      *gets excited* Lets do this

  • Steenchez

    Vaude
    Im having nightmares. WHEN THE FUDGE AM I GETTING MY TITLE?

    • Paul Jones

      he gave you a tag title match and you said no.

      • Steenchez

        I was robbed of my title !
        My singles title.

  • Steenchez

    Alright well see ya guys
    STAY safe and stay sexy
    PIECE!

    • The Flying Scotsman

      Peace dude

      • Steenchez

        Hopefully I see you online. See ya.

  • The Flying Scotsman

    claims yanet garcia for 30 minutes

    • Taven

      ooh la la

      • The Flying Scotsman

        30 minutes is enough time. Right vaude?

    • Shame Broken disq.US

      Are claims still going? I never actually relinquished mine …. I’ll have to go find the LIST again 😉

      • The Flying Scotsman

        Nikki cross is mine. Go4it

        • Shame Broken disq.US

          WOOOOOOOOOO I’m having a fun night tonight, thanks lad 😉

    • Da Green Bastard

      Fuck no u not

      • The Flying Scotsman

        Dammit. I didnt do anything. It was steenchez..

        • Da Green Bastard

          U posted it. u trying to break WTP Code?

          • The Flying Scotsman

            …..no

          • Da Green Bastard

            …………… I need to stop bringing my StemRiders to da Traphouse

          • The Flying Scotsman

            It was steenchez!

          • Da Green Bastard

            Naw. It was u

          • Paul Jones

            HAHAHAHAHHA

          • Da Green Bastard

            The fuck u laughing for 52. U in WTP also

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Grabs Steamboat’s and Hero’s arm*

    Alright guys, you’re coming with me.

    *Brings them to the ring*

    • Taven

      Hey! Hey! I’m injured, Tazz really worked down my leg, and you’re potentially doing damage, I can sue for this, doctor’s orders say I’ll be able to compete from Febuary 16th and owards.

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        Sorry.

        Orders from Vince McMahon.

        If you don’t get back in that ring and defend those titles, you will be stripped from them.

        Now, get in the ring.

        • Taven

          Sir, I beat you and then allowed you to continue to use extra characters, I think you’ll find, you broke a sacred promise, I do not have to defend my titles tonight, or I’ll enforce that you broke that promise and that would make the referee illegal, and then even if another ref steps up, I still have one ace up my sleeve.

          You came to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (Hey, I already give you my reason why I’m doing this.

            Mario Bros. are still in the hospital and probably won’t be back until next week.

            I thought you understand that.)

  • Paul Jones

    *Rips the turnbuckles and kicks the steel steps. Goes and puts Ambush Bug in a Tazmission*

  • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

    Oh. I was in a meeting.

  • Paul Jones

    *security comes and takes me off Ambush Bug, Doctors check on Ambush bug*

  • Paul Jones

    *Taz bites the turnbuckle and Adam Page pushes the doctors away from ambush bug and tires to hang him*

    • Adam Cole #LivIsBae

      What are you doing

      • Paul Jones

        going caazzzzy

  • Shame Broken disq.US

    While we are waiting, I just don’t want there to be any confusion or
    false allegations about a lack of consent so I’m filing this into
    evidence here with my list:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a343f66c1c5b4008b98912c845b87c829825db0490bd1466efd5056a700ff7c3.jpg

    main roster:
    Zack Sabre Junior, Pretty Jimmy Dream, Claudio, Nia and Ms Hancock

    bench:
    Daria, Asuka, Owen Hart and Chyna

    • CAP

      (Is this about the claims on wrestling women?)

      • Shame Broken disq.US

        (ZSJ ain’t no woman)

      • Da Green Bastard

        Well scandal claimed Fin Balor

        • Shame Broken disq.US

          And Gentleman Jack … or at least if not then he’s MINE! I’m sure Scandal made it clear I wouldn’t survive an attempt to take him though 😉

  • Steenchez

    Yup. Only relevant thing from Illinois.

    • Da Green Bastard

      We also got Chucky

      • Steenchez

        Damn. Y’all dudes weird.

        • Da Green Bastard

          Its alight. Jennifer Tally can b here all she wants. And ur sister In Law stays out here 2

          • Steenchez

            She aight tho.
            My sister in law, huh?

          • Da Green Bastard

            Kim Kardashian

          • Steenchez

            Well she mine too 😉

          • Da Green Bastard

            U only got Kendell

          • Steenchez

            Well she goes out there for Kanye not for any other reason…

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Brings Steamboat and Hero to the ring*

    *Calls for the bell*

    • Shame Broken disq.US

      *Brogue kicks the ref as soon as the bell rings and collapses in a heap holding his hamstring … rolls out and limps off promising he’ll be back to give all your arses a good old fashioned arse licking*

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (Are you a part of RP or not?

        You’re confusing me Shame Us.)

        • Shame Broken disq.US

          No because I’m guaranteed to lose, but I can help with the comedy booking 😉

    • Taven

      *superkicks*

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        *Sells the superkick*

  • Paul Jones

    *Taz gets into the ring. Doctor stop Page from hanging Ambush bug*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Calls the bell while holding jaw*

    *Ring announcer*

    Due to Richie Steamboat superkicking the referee in the face.

    This match has ended in a disqualification.

    Therefore, your winners of the match, Taz and Adam Page!

    However, still NXT Fan/Mark Tag Team Champions of the World, Richie Steamboat and Chris Hero, Elbows & Superkicks!

    • Taven

      *runs away cause Adam Page and Taz are psychos”

  • Paul Jones

    *Goes and puts Jimmy Olsen in a Tazmission for ringing the bell. Page continues to try to choke Ambush bug*

  • CAP

    *walks down to ring…grabs mic…”…tired…of…play…no…one…leaves…ring…till…win…”…..*gives threatening looks at men in the ring*

  • Shame Broken disq.US

    *strolls over to talk to the new TV Champ Cap … no sign of any hamstring problems now*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Looks at Jason Voorhees from the ring*

    *Tries to escape*

    • CAP

      *jason grabs Besaid*…”…no afraid…i….protect…….you….”

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        Don’t… hurt… me…

        I’m just a referee…

        • CAP

          * jason let’s go…looking confused…then turns and walks away*

  • Paul Jones

    *security escorts Taz and Page to the car park where the local police arrest them. Taz bites the Policeman finger and Page yells* FUCK OFFFFFF *police arrest them* *while in the ring side, the doctors check on Ambush and Olsen*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Okay, that is all for Day 2 of “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”.

    The last day will be on Friday.

    Thank you all for participating.

    Back to the VP: http://www.wrestlecorp.com/news/5705-nxt-roh-11817-viewing-party/

    )

    • CAP

      I left something up top…ment more for the rest of us than for you guys running things…

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (Alright then, I’ll tried to handle the situation.

        Sometimes, guys that are needed for the show are absent so we need to come up with back up plans because of it.

        Sorry if that disturbs you.)

        • CAP

          (Doesn’t disturb me…just feel you guys take time out of your life to do the RP…least we can do is let you put on a show)

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (I appreciate that.

            Thank you very much Cap.)

          • CAP

            No problem…I know we’re a bunch of ingrates… It can be hard to get under control… Can’t have the inmates running the asylum

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (I understand.

            Thank you for helping us.)

          • Shame Broken disq.US

            you were meant to stop me from entering … or chunk me out as soon as I touched you … or stopped me from leaving and forced me to Shame myself by getting everything wrong or something 😉 Sorry I confused you

  • Shame Broken disq.US

    Shows over right so where’s me dough lads? You book the HAWK and you know it’s going to bloody cost you, but WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

  • CAP

    (Just want to say…guys…this is rediculous…we got to get it under control…establish a pecking order…if you want to be involved…show up…and waiting till it’s your turn…and for the love of God stop beating on the poor refs…otherwise…Jason may pay you a visit…)

    • Camp Chico

      **Show’s up to the Full Sail Arena 9 hours late only to find the place empty except for the creepy janitor drilling holes in the ladies locker room**
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f4aed8d4b1a6d3413e43eaae54de7b398a31f7c97a902bd0762a59b24fc97c26.gif

      (Sorry Cap and everyone else for not being here last night, I had some personal shit come up last minute more important than RP. I should be around for the next one. Btw, congratulations on winning the inaugural NXT TV title. You’ve done the Tooth Family proud and Jim Cornette couldn’t be happier. Wait till P1 finds out you’re a Champion and he’s not lol)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Intro/Video Package of the Bobby Roode Vs. Samoa Joe feud)

    (Shows Cesaro stealing the NXT Fan/Mark Championship from Chris Jericho after his victory over Jessica Jones at “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II”) Chris Jericho retains his NXT Fan/Mark Championship…, hey! That’s Cesaro! Cesaro just stole Chris Jericho’s championship! What the hell is going on?!

    (Vince McMahon talks about the NXT Fan/Mark Championship situation at “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II Fallout”) “Last week, Cesaro stole the NXT Fan/Mark Championship which belongs to Y2J. So to make it fair, the match is going to happen. Before I make this offical, let me call out Bobby Roode and ask if he wants to cash in his NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship.”

    (Bobby Roode makes his way down to ringside with the NXT Fan/Mark TakeOver Championship and shakes Vince’s hand)

    (Vince shakes Bobby Roode’s hand) “That’s a firm handshake. Anyway, will you be cashing it in or no?”

    (Roode says that he will cash in his NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship) “Mr. McMahon, it is an honour standing next to an icon in the ring. Now, regarding the cash-in, I’m finished with James Storm and I believe now is the right time to do this. So Mr. McMahon, next week, I want Chris Jericho for the NXT Fan/Mark Championship. Which means, yes I will cash-in my NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship.”

    (Vince takes the title from Bobby Roode) “Thank you very much. So next week, it will be Y2J Vs. Bobby Roode for the title where the winner will go on to face Cesaro at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning” in a Steel Cage. Thank you Booby Roode.”

    (Jericho enters arena and the ring) “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there pal.”

    (Vince questions Jericho on why he’s out here) “Yes, Jericho?”

    (Jericho tells Vince that he wants the match right here, right now) “Who says we have to fight next week for the championship? Why don’t we have this match right here, right now.”

    (Vince accepts Jericho’s offer) “Secondly, don’t call me pal. If you want the match tonight? Go get ready. After all my annoucements, we will have a title match and the best part is I will be the ref. Thank, now you may go Y2J.”

    (Jericho looks at the camera) “Thank you sir, is that better now? And you Baldy Swisscheese, once I’m done with glorious man, I’m going to humiliate you inside the cage at the next NXT Challenge!”

    (Shows Jericho and Roode making their way to the ring) It will be Chris Jericho Vs. Bobby Roode for the NXT Fan/Mark Championship. Who will walk out as NXT Fan/Mark Champion?!

    (Vince calls for the bell, takes the NXT Fan/Mark Championship, places it on Bobby Roode’s shoulders, and whispers Good luck vs Cesaro in a cage*) “The winner of the match and new NXT Fan/Mark Champion of the World, Bobby Roode!”

    (Vince offers Roode a handshake) “Congrats.”

    (Roode shakes Vince’s hand and celebrates with the NXT Championship) “Thank you sir.”

    (Roode proceeds to attacks Jericho after the handshake, grabs a chair from outside and hits Jericho in the legs repeatedly as Jericho screams in pain)

    (Cesaro’s music plays and no one comes out as Samoa Joe appears at “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II Fallout”) Cesaro is not coming out. What’s going on? Oh my god! It’s Samoa Joe! He is back on NXT! What is he doing here?!

    (Joe talks about that he will beat Bobby Roode for the NXT Fan/Mark Championship at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”) “I will be damned if Bobby Roode thinks he deserves to be the number one wrestler when I am around. Cesaro doesn’t even come close to my abilities. This promotion, this “mafia”, I couldn’t care less about. Which is why I am going to end Bobby Roode, take the title, and recrown it as the UCW World Championship. This cage match will be something that has never been done before. It will be the end of Roode’s glorious run, and this inglorious bastard regime. In two weeks. The invasion begins.”

    (Roode pats the championship title around his waist at “NXT Challenge: Road to The New Beginning”) “So, my original challenger for the belt is no longer Swiss Cheese, it’s some Big Boy from Samoa named Joe. Ha! Don’t get me wrong Joe, you are a great wrestler, you have accomplished a lot from what I know, but you will be stepping in the ring with “The Glorious One”, who will do anything to make sure that he remains world champion!”

    (Joe making his way to the ring as he told Roode that he’ll be taking the NXT Fan/Mark Championship away at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”) “I am not here to make jokes, make money or fame. I want to be infamous for hurting and destroying people. My next stop I will grab gold along the way.”

    (Roode tells Joe that he will finish him at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”) “You? Taking this? Joe, I will finish you off inside the cage at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”!

    (End of intro/video package of the Bobby Roode Vs. Samoa Joe feud)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Gets in the ring with a referee shirt while holding jaw after the superkick from Richie Steamboat earlier in the show*

  • Samoa Joe
    • Penta El 0M

      (Best team)

      • Samoa Joe

        (Top guys)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT
  • Penta El 0M

    *Finishes quick tan, and gets wrist taped for cage match*

  • Samoa Joe

    We have come out here tonight that samoa joe paid us $1 million dollars to come out here and tell you all…

    …and I scott dawson, quote…

    go fuck yourselves, I am not wasting this truly glorious main event a week before the rumble

    Top guys, out

    • Samoa Joe

      it will be next week though

  • Paul Jones

    *RUNS INTO HIS CHAIR AT RINGSIDE*

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE KINGDOM HAS ARRIVED.

  • Penta El 0M

    *Goes home*

    • Samoa Joe

      it will be ready. Hard to work out but it will work

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Goes backstage and talks to Vince McMahon on the phone*

    Okay, so the steel cage match between Bobby Roode and Samoa Joe for the NXT Fan/Mark Championship will happen next week at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning Fallout”?

    Okay Vince, I understand.

    Good luck in your match tonight.

    *Gets yelled at Vince and turns off the phone*

  • Paul Jones

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El11u9uN4wo

    *comes to the ring and takes the mic* Get your ass out here Bad INfluence. This is gonna be a brawl. I dont want fancy enterances or or anything. Come out in your street cloths, you trash and let me destroy you. I will rub your blood all over this arena and then spit in your face when im holding your broken skull and utter the words YOU’RE FIRED.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Intro/Video Package of the Bad Influence Vs. Vince McMahon feud Part 1)

    (Vince McMahon makes fun of NXT and that NXT is nothing compared to WWE) “NXT is nothing to me. WWE is where it’s at. NXT is nothing, but a pet project of my son-in-law who has no idea of how the wrestling business works.”

    (Bad Influence talks to Vince McMahon as he’s tired of trying to make a joke out of NXT) “Vince McMahon, I’m getting sick and tired of your b*llsh*t towards NXT for the past few years. It’s about time that you show respect to NXT.”

    (Influence demands a match with Vince at “NXT Challenge: Retribution”) “Vince McMahon, I want a match against you. You and me, I want to finish this once and for all.”

    (Vince accepts the match) “Bad Influence, you’re on!”

    (Vince offers a deal to Influence in a contract signing) “Influence, tell you what. I feel like something needs to happen when one of us wins. If I win, I get control of NXT. If you win, I’ll leave and I will never come back to NXT ever again.”

    (Influence agrees with the deal and signs the contract) “Vince McMahon, once I beat you at “NXT Challenge: Retribution”, you will regret messing with NXT.”

    (Vince laughs as he signs the contract) “Be careful what you wish for Influence, you just might get it.”

    (Shows Brock Lesnar making his way to the ring as Vince laughs) Oh my! It’s Brock Lesnar! He’s here! He’s here on Vince McMahon’s behalf! Vince loves it!

    (Shows Influence trying to fight against Lesnar, but gets destroyed by him) Influence trying to fight Brock Lesnar, but it’s no use! F-5 by Brock Lesnar onto Bad Influence!

    (Vince stands tall over Influence) “At “NXT Challenge: Retribution”, I will end you Bad Influence!”

    (Influence then invades McMahon’s office at WWE headquarters as he destroyed everything in the office) “Vince, this is for everything that you have done!”

    (Influence then attacked Kevin Dunn in his office) “Vince, this is for you!”

    (Influence was informed that Vince wouldn’t show up at “NXT Challenge: Retribution” as the crowd boos) “I have informed that Vince McMahon won’t be here tonight.”

    (Shows Influence chasing after Adam Cole with an injured back and gets attacked by behind from Vince) Influence going after Cole! What the?! It’s… It’s Vince! Vince McMahon has attacked Bad Influence from behind! This was all a set-up for Vince McMahon!

    (Shows Influence making his return from injury as he faced everyone that is aligned with Vince McMahon) “I’m going to beat every single person who associated with Vince McMahon and once I’m done with them, you’re next Vince!”

    (Shows EC3 and Big Ryck beating up Influence before Vince came out) EC3 and Big Ryck are giving a beating to Bad Influence! Hey! It’s Vince McMahon! What’s going on here?!

    (Vince says it was all him that took control of NXT when Influence was gone) “It was all me Influence! I did all of this to you because I wanted to end you! Now, you’re going to pay the price!”

    (Shows Vince standing tall over Influence) Vince McMahon was behind everything! He did all of this to become the owner of NXT! What a dirty rotten son of a b*tch!

    (End of intro/video package of the Bad Influence Vs. Vince McMahon feud Part 1)

  • Penta El 0M

    (Can I be referee?)

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (If you want to, go ahead.)

      • Penta El 0M

        (YES! Time to bring back old ref gimmick from back in the day!)

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (Cool.)

  • Paul Jones

    *Goes to commentary table and hits Ambush bug over the head with a lead pipe and looks at Olsen* You better praise me!!

  • Paul Jones

    *tapes brass knuckels to his hand* COME OUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Intro/Video Package of the Bad Influence Vs. Vince McMahon feud Part 2)

    (Bad Influence talks about his team victory at “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II” as the crowd cheers at “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II Fallout”) “At “NXT Challenge: Christmas Carnage II”, my team have defeated The Gentlemen’s Crew and The Gentlemen’s Crew is no more. However, Vince McMahon still has control of this company and until someone stops him, things are not going to change. Till then, it’s about celebration. I would like to call out Weed The People and Shinsuke Nakamura to come out to the ring as we’re going to celebrate.”

    (Vince McMahon’s music plays as he enters the ring with Influence staring at Vince McMahon with evil eyes) Hey, it’s Vince McMahon! He’s here! Bad Influence doesn’t look happy about this.

    (Vince comes on the ramp with a crane in his hand as the crowd boos) “Ho Ho Ho, it’s that time of the year again. Merry Christmas Influence, trust me it’ll be a christmas you’ll never forget. Before I get to you Bad Influence and before you start “celebrating” your short lived victory over The Gentlemen’s Crew who are so much more classy than the trash you are.”

    (Vince offers a stipulation for their match at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”) “Bad Influence, you want me? It’s been far too long since the last time we met that close, but fine. At “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”, it will be me, myself, the great McMahon one-on-one Vs. Bad Shitty in a Loser Leaves NXT match. If I win, we never see your face in NXT ever again.”

    (Influence chuckles a bit as he gets close to Vince McMahon and stares at him) “That’s funny Vince. It’s about time you accepted my challenge. Mark my words Vince, I will become owner of NXT once again and you will no longer hold anyone down ever again.”

    (Vince smirks as Big Show and Big Ryck appear with kendo sticks) “Look at this moron. You think you can beat me? You thought I came alone. I’m gonna break every bone in your body and after you lose, you have to leave. Big Ryck here will make you disappear. Now get out of my ring and if you dont, I’ll call security.”

    (Influence looks at Big Show and Big Ryck, tries to fight back, but gets outnumbered) Influence trying to fight back against Vince McMahon’s crew! The numbers game is too much for Influence to handle!

    (Big Show chokeslams Influence and Big Ryck repeatedly hits Influence with a kendo stick) Big Show with the chokeslam on Bad Influence! Big Ryck with the kendo stick on Bad Influence! My god!

    (Doctors take Influence to the back as Vince smiles at his work) Doctors are taking Bad Influence to the back and what an evil b*st*rd Vince McMahon is.

    (Vince at the McMahon compound as he rolls out his Acme planning paper, puts on his thinking cap, and sits on his sofa with a cigar) “Linda, where’s my sandwich?! I need food to think about this evil plan I’m making. Bad Influence will never see this coming! Mwahahahaha!”

    (Vince talks to EC3 on the phone, throws his phone out the window, and suddenly hears a knock on his door as he gets up to go to the door to answer) “At “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”, I will take over NXT once and for all. I will make Bad Influence wish they were never born. They don’t know who they are messing with. What does this idiot want? Damn it, who could that be at 2 AM in the morning. Better be Acme Company brining me my evil plans and if it’s EC3, I’ll fire his ass.”

    (Vince opens the door and smirks) “Aaaaa, you guys better be here to give me my Acme evil plans! I mean gifts.”

    (Two masked men give Vince McMahon a box) “Special delivery to Mr. Vincent K. McMahon.”

    (Vince is proud of himself, takes the box, opens the box and it says “Got You” as he gets angry) “Mwahahaha, this is too good. Let’s see what I got. What the hell is the meaning of this?! Don’t make me complain to your boss!”

    (Two masked men take off masks to reveal as Bad Influence and they punch Vince in the face) “Hello Vince.”

    (Vince falls backwards after the match as he crawls away) “Linda! Call the police! Where the fuck is Big Show, Big Ryck, and EC3?!”

    (Influence goes to the kitchen and gets a frying pan while throwing the pan at Vince McMahon) “This is what you get for taking me out for five months Vince!”

    (Vince tries to look for a gun and tries to run around in the kitchen) “You motherfucker will die!”

    (Vince tries to kick Bad Influence in the knee and picks up Linda’s phone while looking through the contacts for Big Show’s number) “Why the fuck do you have Dixie’s number, damn it woman!”

    (Influence grabs Vince’s hand and drags him to his pool which he then throws him to the pool) “Hope you can swim Vince! See you at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”.”

    (Influence looks at Linda McMahon being shocked, starts to realize what he has done, goes over the gate, and runs away) “Hey Linda. Bye!”

    (Vince falls into the water yelling, looks at his neighbor and sees Ric Flair laughing at him, and just then Big Show and Big Ryck come running to help Vince out) “Damn it Linda, get me out of here! Fuck you old man! Linda, get me out of this!”

    (Vince making another stipulation for the match, then drops the mic and his music plays) “Bad Influence, fuck you! You hear me. You will have both your legs broken and once I win, every person that supported you will be fired. Rot in hell. If Bad Influence loses, Ambush Bug and Jimmy Olsen will be fired. So Bad Influence, you have a lot you have to deal with. People’s jobs are on the line you son of a bitch! You have no chance in hell of winning!”

    (End of intro/video package of the Bad Influence Vs. Vince McMahon feud Part 2)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT
  • Paul Jones

    *starts punching Influence with the brassknuckles which the ref can’t see cus they inside my gloves and busts him open* DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE. REF RING THE BELL

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      *Gets hit by the brass knuckles and starts to bleed a little bit while in the corner*

    • Samoa Joe

      If we shatter machined you, would you die?

      • Paul Jones

        I’ll fire you asses and before that bury you so badly that elseworth would goldberg you asses and i’d send you packing to that shit company called TNA where you guys can rot.

        • Samoa Joe

          You would die first. HHH likes us too, so nu nu nu nu nuuuuh

  • Paul Jones

    REF! *looks at the ref* Ring this bell before I fire you!!

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      *Grabs Vince’s hand and snaps the finger*

  • Penta El 0M

    *Enters ring and rings the bell*

    http://i.makeagif.com/media/1-21-2017/Bw3zsT.gif

  • Paul Jones

    *hold fingers* AAAAAAAAAAA, *finger becomes a bloody mess. With the other hand bites influences bloody head*

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      *Pushes Vince away and holds head after Vince McMahon’s bite*

  • Penta El 0M

    Vince, you ready?
    Influence, you ready?
    10 questions, all good?

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      *Blood falls on Influence’s face, but nods*

    • Paul Jones

      *yes with a bloody finger and new cut*

  • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod
  • Penta El 0M

    Q1. I am a man from Newcastle. I was a former NXT Champion and I break orbit.
    Who am I?

    • Paul Jones

      Adrian Neville

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      Adrian Neville

  • Paul Jones

    *laughs at Influence and runs towards him with a chair*

  • Penta El 0M

    VM 1-0 BI
    Q2. Who were the finalists in the first ever Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic?

    • Paul Jones

      Rhyno & Baron Corbin Vs Finn Balor & Samoa Joe

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      Finn Balor & Samoa Joe Vs. Baron Corbin & Rhyno

    • Samoa Joe

      Not top guys

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        Top Guys jobbed to an injured Balor that night lol

      • Penta El 0M

        (You guys should’ve won)

        • Samoa Joe

          Nah we had our nxt moments

      • Samoa Joe

        Oh shit one of those guys paid us a million dollars and could kill us

  • Paul Jones

    http://thisischris.com/feature/2003/img/wmania14.jpg

    I will End him and NXT FOREVER!!! *Evil laugh*

  • Penta El 0M

    VM 2-1 BI
    Q3. What recent matches were announced for NXT TakeOver: San Antonio?

    • Paul Jones

      Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young
      Roderick Strong vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      Roderick Strong Vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas

      Asuka Vs. Billie Kay Vs. Peyton Royce Vs. Nikki Cross for the NXT Women’s Championship

      Tye Dillinger Vs. Eric Young

    • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

      Almost all of them with a week left. #TNABooking

  • Samoa Joe

    *realises Joe still hasn’t paid a million dollars*

    Joe we was only kidding. We didnt realise…

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx
    • Samoa Joe

      You seen the pic of punk with a beer? Think its (lol it) real?

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx

        Maybe. Certain habits sometimes change.

        • Samoa Joe

          Still means he chatted shit. Mind you Gall banged him.

  • Penta El 0M

    VM 3-1 BI
    Q4. Who were the competitors in the first 2 out of 3 falls match in NXT history?

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      Sami Zayn Vs. Cesaro

    • Paul Jones

      Cesaro & Sami Zayn

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx
  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Throws a chair at Vince McMahon’s face*

    • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

      DQ, you lose, get out.

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (Vince McMahon made the match no DQ at the last minute.)

    • Paul Jones

      *Sells and falls. More Blood comes out*

  • Penta El 0M

    VM 3-2 BI
    Q5. Who was the first NXT Women’s Champion?

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Does multiple punches on Vince’s head to make him bleed even more*

  • AJ Styles #ThePhenomenalOne

    Wasn’t there supposed to be another match tonight?

  • Penta El 0M

    VM 3-3 BI
    Q6. Who was Ritchie Steamboat’s last opponent?

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      Kassius Ohno

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        Man, that return was great last week, wasn’t it?

      • Samoa Joe

        This counts as you knowing

      • Penta El 0M

        Oh no, you got it right.

    • Paul Jones

      *recovering from punches*

      • Samoa Joe

        You like a red mask dont you?

  • Paul Jones

    http://i.imgur.com/0sLEn4J.png

    THATS ALL YOU GOT INFLUENCE!!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER

  • Penta El 0M

    *Drinks some water*

    • Paul Jones

      *takes the cup from your hand and drinks it. Then throws it at you.* DO YOUR JOB.

  • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

    Vaude, I asked you a question. Don’t be rude.

    • Samoa Joe

      …..

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        That was not on purpose lmao

        • Samoa Joe

          Lol proof reading and a literal smart phone is two things I need

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (I need to focus.

      We can talk later.)

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        But you just did and you injured him.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Grabs a trash can and hit him in the head*

  • Penta El 0M

    *Secretly adds alcohol in the water bottle*
    Q7. Who did Adam Rose face in his last NXT match before he jumped to the main roster (and did bad things)?

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      Camacho

    • Paul Jones

      Tyson kidd

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      James Storm

    • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod
    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      Bull Dempsey

      • Samoa Joe

        What? Lol

        • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

          He didn’t even debut yet lol

          • Samoa Joe

            I got thrown off by this one

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (I remember him in a match against Bull Dempsey.

          That wasn’t his last NXT match?)

          • Samoa Joe

            I thought it was in reference to roses opponent debuting into the main roster..

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (Never mind, saw the question carefully, dang it.)

  • Paul Jones

    *pokes Influnce in the eyes and then stabs his shoulder with a screw driver*

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      *Screams in pain while getting in the eyes and shoulders*

  • Penta El 0M

    VM 4-4 BI
    Q8. How long was the squashiing of Rye (Tye) Dillinger at the hands of Baron Corbin at TakeOver R:Evolution?

    • Paul Jones

      12 seconds

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      45 seconds

    • Paul Jones

      8 seconds

    • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

      26

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      44 seconds

      • Penta El 0M

        Closer

    • Paul Jones

      25 seconds

    • Samoa Joe

      10 seconds

    • Paul Jones

      26 seconds

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      43 seconds

    • Paul Jones

      10 seconds

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      48 seconds

      • Penta El 0M

        A little bit ahead

    • Samoa Joe

      10 * 10 is like a 100

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        Lmao Lita

        • Samoa Joe

          Good to see team extreme still do drugs

    • Paul Jones

      41 seconds

  • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

    Lmao Vaude literally going every number down

    • Samoa Joe

      he is chinese though

  • Penta El 0M

    Ten? More like Stan needs some Sweet Chin Music…………….woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    • Paul Jones

      *hands you 300 bucks* HELP ME

      • Penta El 0M

        *accepts 300 bucks* You’re welcome baby *kisses Vince on the forehead because I’m drunk*

        • Paul Jones

          ……Im soo gonna fire you after I win this

          • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

            If you’re the boss, why did you pay him more? Just threaten to fire him.

          • Paul Jones

            *gives you 800 Dollars to shut up*

          • Samoa Joe

            Joe is giving us a million dollars you cheap bastard

          • Paul Jones

            *writes a check for 2 million for you to take Ex out*

  • Paul Jones
  • Paul Jones

    *sets up a table and laughs*

  • Penta El 0M

    VM 5-4 BI
    Q9: What was the women’s championship match at the first NXT TakeOver?

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      Natalya Vs. Charlotte

    • Paul Jones

      Paige Vs Emmalina

    • Paul Jones

      Natalya with Bret Vs Charlotte with Flair

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        This is correct

    • Paul Jones

      make the last questions bonus points!

      • Penta El 0M

        (I will.)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Grabs the table and whips the table at Vince McMahon’s head before setting it down, puts Vince on the table, and goes to the top rope*

    • Paul Jones

      *points middle finger at you while on the table bleeding like no tomorrow* FUCK YOU

  • Penta El 0M

    NXT? More like I smoke weed! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Oh, tied up, last question wins, ready everyone? *starts laughing for no reason*

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      (Yes.)

  • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

    So. Since it’s a few of you here, 2K17 after? Show up this time.

    • Samoa Joe

      Yessir

  • Penta El 0M

    VM 5-5 BI
    Bonus question worth 5 points
    Q10. List in order from first to recent the NXT Tag Team Champions.

    • Penta El 0M

      All of them.

      • Samoa Joe

        Remember the only ones twice too

        • Penta El 0M

          The best ones who held it twice!

    • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

      British Ambition

      Wyatt Family

      Adrian Neville & Corey Graves

      The Ascension

      Lucha Dragons

      Blake & Murphy

      The Vaudevillains

      Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder

      American Alpha

      The Revival

      #DIY

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        Cheating motherfucker

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (No I didn’t.

          I typed it out.)

          • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

            All that, that fast?

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (Yep.

            I even changed it to Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder in the last minute because they weren’t called The Revival back then.)

    • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

      British Ambition
      Wyatt Family
      Graves & Neville
      Ascension
      Lucha Dragons
      Blake & Murphy
      Vaudevillians (LOL)
      Revival
      Alpha
      Revival
      DIY

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (Hey!

        No laughing.

        They had a longer reign than American Alpha.)

        • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

          Did they? Alpha was on TV more and actually got main roster tag team titles.

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            …………………..

    • Paul Jones

      11. #DIY (Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa)(63 days)

      10 The Revival (Dash Wilder & Scott Dawson) (2)164 days)

      9 American Alpha (Chad Gable & Jason Jordan)
      (68 days)

      8 The Revival (Dash Wilder & Scott Dawson) (162 days)

      7 The Vaudevillains (Aiden English & Simon Gotch) (61 days)

      6 Blake & Murphy (219 days)

      5 The Lucha Dragons (Kalisto & Sin Cara)
      (126 days)

      4 The Ascension (Conor O’Brian & Rick Victor)
      (364 days)

      3 Adrian Neville & Corey Graves
      (84 days)

      2 The Wyatt Family (Erick Rowan & Luke Harper)
      (49 days)

      1 Adrian Neville & Oliver Gaaaay

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        Lmao fuck off, Vaude. Alpha’s reign was longer by a week

        • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

          (What?!

          That can’t be right.

          Wait, is this by the actual date when they won it or when they show it on TV?)

          • Penta El 0M

            Both, AA held it a week longer.

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (I swear that The Vaudevillains had a longer title reign than American Alpha.

            God dang it.)

  • Camp Chico

    **Razor Ramon sitting at ringside**

    “Let’s Go Vince! Let’s Go Vince!”
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/57472f791839e7610adf8b390b2106377f55bc471ee558c424523d5de9d2198c.jpg

  • Penta El 0M

    Ladies and gentlemen, your winner Bad Influence! *raises Influence’s hand, then takes off ref shirt and delivers a shitty elbow* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Paul Jones
  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *In the ring laying being bloodied all over*

  • Penta El 0M

    *Humps the ring canvas then passes out*

  • Paul Jones

    *doctors come and check on me, covered in blood*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Stands up slowly and goes over to Vince*

    *Pushes doctors away*

    *Pulls Vince McMahon up to his feet*

    I hate you Vince. I despise you. After everything you have done to me, I’ll never forgive you.

    However, you and I, we just tear the house down.

    I hate you and I will never like you, but I respect you.

    *Extends hand to Vince*

    • Paul Jones

      *looks at Bad Influnce and spits blood at his face and sticks middle finger. Then drops to his knees because of bloody loss*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Chuckles a bit after the spit from Vince*

    *Grabs Vince McMahon and hits him with the Fade to Black*

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Gcnbcf0Trvg/VVi1iFLytuI/AAAAAAAAcqo/f0hthVNsCaU/s1600/Fade%2Bto%2BBlack.gif

  • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

    52, get online

    • Samoa Joe

      Will be on in a minute

      • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

        Now I notice how close “n” is to “b”.

        • Samoa Joe

          Thats qwerty for you

    • Paul Jones

      Im leaving again…=(

  • Paul Jones

    AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Goes to Ambush Bug and Jimmy Olsen at ringside to hug them*

    I did it.

  • Paul Jones

    Bah God look at the carnage

    *Ambush bug and Jimm Olsen hug Influnce* YOU saved out JOBS AND NXT! !!!!!

  • Paul Jones

    Laddies and Gentlemen, That might have been the most Brutal match in NXT HISTORY!. Bad Influnce DEFEATED THE DEVIL HIMSELF. VINCE MCMAHON IS NO MORE!!! NXT IS BACK IN INFLUNCES POWER BAH GOD AND THIS IS HISTORY MAKING!!! WHATS NEXT FOR NXT, WE JUST NEED TO WAIT AND SEE

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    *Gets back in the ring as streamers and confetti falls down to end the show*

  • Paul Jones

    THANKYOU EVERYBODY FOR TUNING IN FOR THIS LEGENDARY NIGHT IN NXT HISTORY. GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK, IM Ambush Bug and and Jimmy Olsen signing off

    *Camera goes back to bloodied Influence and the NXT roster coming down to say congrats. Lifting him on their shoulders*

  • Samoa Joe

    Do i need to update

    • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

      When’s the last time you played? They patched like a month ago.

      • Samoa Joe

        First go…

        • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod
          • Samoa Joe

            Technology.

            10 steps forward.

            11 steps back.

          • Samoa Joe

            3 hours this update and it won’t let me launch online without it

          • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

            Oh god. We’ll try another time.

          • Samoa Joe

            Rumble weekend?

          • Baron Von Corbin #YourGod

            Sure. We’ll kill JD then too. Maybe Balor.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Thank you all for those who made it tonight.

    Next week, it’s “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning Fallout” where the fallout of “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning” will take place.

    It’s been confirmed before Vince McMahon lost tonight, it will be Bobby Roode Vs. Samoa Joe in a steel cage for the NXT Fan/Mark Championship.

    However, what else will be on the show?

    Find out next week, only on the RP Thread!

    Also, I will have an update on RP tomorrow with an article so keep an eye out for that.

    Thank you guys for participating and for those of you who watched, thank you.)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Okay guys, I’ll be off now as I have to get ready to go to college on Monday so I’m leaving home to go there starting tomorrow.

    See you guys tomorrow.

    Till then, take care everyone, X!

    Decay…)

    • Samoa Joe

      It will take you a whole day? Wtf?

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (6 hours at max.

        Not a whole day.

        I should have been more clear.)

        • Samoa Joe

          6 hours even?! Have a good sunday though

          • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

            (Yeah, it’s going to be rough, but I have been doing this for the past four years now so I got use to it.

            Thanks. Enjoy yourself as well.)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Recap of “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”)

    (Shows Colt Cabana and Adam Cole making their entrances to the ring at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”) It’s Colt Cabana Vs. Adam Cole in a #1 Contender’s match for the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship where the loser must get their head shaved and a tomato must be thrown to their face! Who will be the next contender?!

    (Shows Cole pinning Cabana to win the match) Adam Cole with the pin on Colt Cabana! One…, two…, three! Adam Cole is your winner! Adam Cole is the new #1 Contender for the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship!

    (Shows Cole shaving Cabana’s head and throwing a tomato at his face) Cole is now shaving Cabana’s head! Oh my god, that looks disgusting! Cole with the tomato on Cabana’s face! My god, Cabana must be embarassed by now as Adam Cole looks to become NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Champion.

    (Shows the participants making their way to the ring) It’s the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship Gauntlet match where the winner will become the new NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Champion! Who will walk out as the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Champion?!

    (Shows James Storm pinning Mojo Rawley to win the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship) James Storm with the pin on Mojo Rawley! One…, two…, three! We got a new NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Champion and his name is “The Cowboy” James Storm! What a moment!

    (Shows James Storm hitting the referee with the belt as he leaves the ring with belt) James Storm with the belt on the referee! What’s going on?!

    (Shows Captain America and Black Tiger making their entrances to the ring) It’s Captain America Vs. Black Tiger for the NXT Fan/Mark Television Championship! Who will be the first ever NXT Fan/Mark Television Champion?!

    (Black Tiger grabs a mic) “This match will be a no disqualification match. John Cena, if you are listening, I’m gonna rip Cap into pieces and show you exactly what you are in for.”

    (John Cena runs into the ring through the crowd as he hit a FU on Black Tiger through a table, Black Tiger tries to sit up with his powers, Cena then smacks him across the face with a steel chair, then looks at Cap, salutes him as the crowd goes crazy chanting USA, rolls out of ring and goes into the crowd) “Make us proud sir.”

    (Captain America pins Black Tiger to win the NXT Fan/Mark Television Championship as he celebrates in the ring) Captain America with the cover on Black Tiger! One…, two…, three! We have the first ever NXT Fan/Mark Television Champion! History has been made! Captain America is the first ever NXT Fan/Mark Television Champion!

    (Shows Elbows & Superkicks making their entrances to the ring) Elbows & Superkicks will defend their titles against Taz and a partner of his choosing. Who is Taz’s tag team partner?!

    (Shows Taz making his entrance with Adam Page to the ring) Oh my god! Taz has brought Adam Page with him! This is insane!

    (Shows Elbows & Superkicks taking out the referee to cause a disqualification as Taz & Adam Page attacked Ambush Bug from the commentary table) Elbows & Superkicks just took out the referee! That’s a disqualification right there! Taz & Adam Page are attacking Ambush Bug! Hey!

    (Shows Elbows & Superkicks leaving the arena and Taz & Adam Page being taken out by security) Elbows & Superkicks have just taken out the referee and Taz & Adam Page just took out Ambush Bug from the commentary table. We’ll make sure that everyone is okay before the next match happens.

    (The Revival makes and announcement regarding the NXT Fan/Mark Championship match) “We have come out here tonight because Samoa Joe paid us one million dollars to come out here and tell you all and I quote, ‘Go fuck yourselves, I am not wasting this truly glorious main event tonight.’ Top guys out!”

    (Vince McMahon comes to the ring and takes the mic) “Get your ass out here Bad Influence. This is gonna be a brawl. I don’t want fancy entrances or or anything. Come out in your street clothes you trash and let me destroy you. I will rub your blood all over this arena and then spit in your face when I’m holding your broken skull and utter the words you’re fired!”

    (Shows Bad Influence running to the ring and brawling with Vince McMahon) Bad Influence is here and he looks pissed! Bad Influence running to the ring and there they go! They’re fighting all over tonight!

    (Shows Bad Influence pinning Vince McMahon as both men were bleeding heavily in the middle of the ring) Bad Influence with the arm over Vince McMahon! One…, two…, three! He got it! He got it! Bad Influence has defeated Vince McMahon! What a match!

    (Shows Bad Influence celebrating in the ring) Bad Influence has saved NXT from the devil himself, Vince McMahon! What a night!

    (End of recap of “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”)

    • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

      Now I want to do a promo

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (We’ll give you time for a promo.

        Just hold up.)

    • Taven

      ” Bad Influence has saved NXT from the devil himself, Vince McMahon! What a night!”

      https://olivethepeople.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/stare-gif.gif

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (I believe 52 was the one who said that, but don’t quote me on that.)

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT
  • Ambush Bug

    *walks in and sits at the ringside with the ring bell and puts on a commentary headset*

    • CAP

      (Just had a thought…should have Jason as a commentator)

  • TheDirecTra #LIvE
  • Shame Broken disq.US

    It’s deader then fuil sail in here, have I come to the right place?

    • Bobby Roode #Glorious40

      Yep, welcome to my backyard for this weeks tapings.

    • TheDirecTra #LIvE

      There’s more noise than Full Sail.

    • Thrawn Strowman

      Things will get better, I am here now.

  • Samoa Joe

    I can’t wait to end mojo rawleys career this sunday night

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      It was never really alive to begin with.

  • Taven
    • CAP

      Broken

  • Heisenberg-IC Champ*ModHaters*

    I’m here.

  • TheDirecTra #LIvE

    I’m playing the new Overwatch mode.

    • Heisenberg-IC Champ*ModHaters*

      Overwatch was one of those games i skipped.

      • TheDirecTra #LIvE

        It’s really fun

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Last week at “NXT Challenge: The New Beginning”, history has been made.

    We have new champions, we have new people coming in, and Vince McMahon is no longer running NXT.

    *Crowd cheers*

    I know that a lot of people in the NXT locker room have to dealt with pain and suffering for the past two years due to the ruling of Vince McMahon and The Gentlemen’s Crew, but it’s all over now.

    NXT will be back to what it once was and that is to give every single person in the locker room a chance to prove themselves in this very ring.

    Now, the next NXT Challenge, “NXT Challenge: Rebirth”, it’s already been made as it will be John Cena Vs. Black Tiger.

    In addition, I believe that the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Champion is here so James Storm, please, come on out as you have a decision to make.

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    Oh hello.

  • Heisenberg-IC Champ*ModHaters*

    brb.

  • TheDirecTra #LIvE

    See you

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    (Also, while we wait, I might need Elbows & Superkicks and Captain America to get ready as we might do your segments today.

    If not, we’ll do it tomorrow.)

    • CAP

      Ok…

  • James Storm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bwfm7-uNS4
    *Enters with the NXT TakeOver Championship*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    James Storm, you have a decision to make.

    Either you cash in your championship for a shot at the NXT Fan/Mark Championship at “NXT Challenge: Rebirth”, or you get to keep that belt and defend it at the next NXT Challenge.

    However, let me warn you, if you cash in your shot, you might be in a three-way match as you’ll face the winner of the steel cage match and Sabu. If you don’t cash in your title, you will defend the title against Adam Cole.

    What will it be Storm?

  • James Storm

    I’ll give Adam Cole a shot before I cash in.

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    It’s decided then.

    It will be James Storm Vs. Adam Cole for the NXT Fan/Mark Takeover Championship at “NXT Challenge: Rebirth”.

    Thank you for your time Storm, you may leave.

    Now, Captain America, please come out to the ring.

    • James Storm

      *Kicks Influence in the dick and then leaves*

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        *Falls down after getting kicked*

  • CAP

    “Cap heads down to the ring”

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Captain America, I just want to say congratulations to your title victory as you have been in two matches in one night.

    So, Captain America, how do you feel right now about becoming the first ever NXT Fan/Mark Television Champion?

    • CAP

      “It feels like a dream come true…I wish I could claim a clean victory…but it was victory none the less…and…I will prove that I am a deserving champion”

      • CAP

        (Now would be that time P1)

        • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

          (I don’t want to ruin it for Decay I will wait till he says I can do it)

  • Thrawn Strowman

    *Sits in seat, and puts hand in his pants, like Al Bundy*

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Well Captain America, you will defend the NXT Fan/Mark Television Championship at “NXT Challenge: Rebirth”.

    As for your opponent, I think I got one for you, but I just want to know what you’re feeling right now not knowing who you’re going to defend the title against.

  • Heisenberg-IC Champ*ModHaters*

    I’m back and i cast lightning bolt.

    • CAP

      (I roll a d20…16…your bolt hit)

  • Heisenberg-IC Champ*ModHaters*

    We waiting for something to start?

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    Well then Captain America, I will now reveal your opponent for “NXT Challenge: Rebirth”…

    • CAP

      “Cap paces in excitement”

  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    At “NXT Challenge: Rebirth”, it will be Captain America Vs. Rusev for the NXT Fan/Mark Television Championship.

    I wish you both gentlemen luck and please, save the fighting for the show.

    You both may leave.

    Now, if Elbows & Superkicks are here, please, come on out.

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      AGAIN PUTTING AMERICA VS RUSEV JUST TO GET THE USA CHANTS. RACIST.

    • I AM THE TV CHAMPUN

      *superkicks the turnbuckle*

    • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

      WTF no no no I want to come out right now

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (Go ahead while we wait for them.)

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx

        Every knows you belong to the Gay Community, after all, you are AJ Styles. So coming out would not a problem.

    • Taven

      Ritchie Steamboat is taking time off after you forced him to work through an injury, therefore, doctor’s orders is that due to you making him work through an injury, you stressed that injury and you cannot legally strip E&S of the titles even after a 30 day time period.

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx

        I thought that guy was dead.

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (They can still come out and cut a promo.)

    • CAP

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2a2a9125e233a3da7889b20750aac843d4c55743e010acbc50b87f058a4a4b35.gif “Rusev…I haven’t forgotten your anti American BS…when we meet in will show you how great America can be!”

      • SHUTUP YOU STUPID AMERICAN

        • CAP

          “Cap get’s nose to nose with Rusev…talking smack…trying to force Rusev to make a move”

          • *keeps getting distracted by AJ Styles walking to the ring and you in my face…..speaks Russian gibberish or something like that*

  • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp
  • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

    AJ Styles, I didn’t expect you to come down here.

    You’re not scheduled to be here tonight.

    Why are you here?

    • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

      Wait I am here

      • LosIngobernablesdeJaponNXT

        (This is kayfabe, play along.)

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx
  • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

    So two weeks ago I was attacked by Chico and declared unable to compete at New Beginning. That allowed Cap to become the first ever NXT F/M TV champ. Although I was angry I said that is fine NXT is now run by BadInfulence and surely he will give me my rightful title match but then I hear he gives it to Ruse to freaking Rusev that stupid big useless pile of Bulgarian crap instead of me. You know maybe this place would have been better if it was ran by Vince McMahon

    • Yes because I am the super athlete Rusev and all you are is a mop

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx

        Wait he´s Perry Saturn after all?

      • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

        Listen dude you got Lana and that proves you are a genius and a mastermind in the art or tricking but compared to me you are nothing.

        • Liam Gallagher #LGx

          Specially when It comes to haircuts.

        • I am the goat Handsome Rusev you are nothing to me pig

          • CAP

            *Cap hangs out in corner with a smile on his face as he watches the two of them bicker*

          • Liam Gallagher #LGx

            TELL HIM LIKE IT IS RUSEV. CRUSH AND THROW A FISH.

      • Ambush Bug

        *Cheers for Rusev*

    • Ambush Bug

      (wait, confused here. Rightful title match? what exactly did you do to get the shot? hahaa)

      • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

        Shut up

    • CAP

      ” I think neither one of you deserve a shot at my title…so it makes no difference to me who I face…I’ll fight both of you if I have to!”

  • Samoa Joe
  • Samoa Joe

    First you skip NXT, unlike me, now you want a title match? Are you kidding me AJ?

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      You had like 100 rematches for the title.

      • Samoa Joe

        No I didnt.

        I have had one title match with barett only

        • Liam Gallagher #LGx

          BUT YOU´RE FAT.

          • Samoa Joe

            I will smash your head in you cheeky cunt

            oh and rypun too. My bad

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    (All this trouble with contenders and thing could be solved with a creation of a ranking Vaude. With Wins and Losses columns).

  • Ambush Bug

    *gets into the ring with a mic*
    聞いて、ここのGMの周りのGM。こんにちは。とにかくAj、あなたはタイトルマッチをしたいと誰も攻撃する。 NXT:再生で。 Razor Ramon対Aj Stylesになります。優勝者は、NXTテレビタイトルの第1位候補です。ありがとうございました。

    .
    Translation: Listen up, Im the GM around here. Hi by the way. Anyways Aj, you want a title match and go out attacking everyone. At NXT:REbirth. It will be Razor Ramon Vs Aj Styles. The Winner will be Number one Contender for the NXT TV title. Thankyou.

    • Heisenberg-IC Champ*ModHaters*

      *Gets no reaction from American fans*

      • Ambush Bug

        (well played)

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Oh It´s the guy that gets sucked off by Okada and books him to go over everyone.And I thought BadInfluence was a bad booker.

      • Ambush Bug

        *smirks* Atleast I don’t do the sucking

    • I know more languages than Cap has fans and I know nothing what you’re saying speak Rusev language only!!

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx

        BUT YOU ARE FUCKING BULGARIAN.

        • That guy isn’t Bulgarian you stupid Fake American

          • Liam Gallagher #LGx

            You are not talking to Jinder.

      • CAP

        Cap nods…looks at Rusev…says “see you soon” in russian…and looks at AJ…”and good luck to you”… slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp…

    • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

      Who are you?

      • Liam Gallagher #LGx

        You should know him. He booked your title losses at NJPW.

      • Ambush Bug

        私はNJPWを所有しており、現在はNXT GM.
        私はあなたをチャンプにしました。あなたは死ぬ。

        Translation: I own NJPW and now GM in NXT. I FUCKN MADE YOU CHAMP. YOU CUNT.

        • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

          Then give me my title match bitch

          • Ambush Bug

            チコを倒すその後、あなたのものがあなたのものです。

            Translation: Go beat Razor. Then match is yours.

          • Liam Gallagher #LGx

            Wait Razor Ramon? What the fuck Is this? 1996?

          • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

            Remember if Razor is still injured I still get my match

          • Ambush Bug

            If he doesnt show up. you win by defult.

          • CAP

            (The funny thing is…that’s what you wanted from the start…)

    • Cole #LivIsBae

      Nice to Dr to removed your head from Okadas dick

      • Ambush Bug

        You mean Okada from my dick*

  • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

    “Pele kicks Rusev and scares off Gedo”

    • *sells shortly, rolls out ring and shouts angrily at AJ before throwing a fish in AJ’s direction*

  • Ambush Bug

    *Doesn’t get scared off and laughs*

    とにかくNXTタグのタイトル画像に移動します。

    Translation: Anyways moving onto the NXT tag title picture.

    • Heisenberg-IC Champ*ModHaters*

      But i read you were chased off already and it was in quotation… How can that not have happened?

      • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

        I meant that I threatened him with a fist but this fool just stood there

  • Cole #LivIsBae

    Who is the be new bad guy on arrow

    • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

      Hopefully Tommy

      • Cole #LivIsBae

        I don’t like how he treated Laurel, Oliver better handle him soon

    • Ambush Bug

      (I’ll explain it once I finish it)

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Kyle O´Reilly

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx

    Let´s see what Tajiri books for the Tag Title Picture guys.

  • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

    I am gonna be the next F/M TV champ and Rusev if you dare and beat Cap believe that your career is done
    “Leaves the ring”

  • Ambush Bug

    Ha no kazoku wa NXT no taguchīmu no chanpion ni chokumen surudeshou. Ritchī suchīmubōto ga tatakau tame ni kuria sa rete inai baai. Kare to kare no otōsan o fakku. Atarashī NXT tagu chanpion o kansuru koto ni narimasu. Pīto dan wa pātonā o hitsuyō to shi, karera wa kin no tame ni ha no kazoku ni chokumen surudeshou. Shikashi, ritchī ga arawaretara. Kore wa, tagu taitoru no 3ttsu no hōhō ni narimasu.

    Translation: Tooth Family will face the NXT tag team champs. If Richie steamboat isn’t cleared to wrestle. Fuck him and his dad. We will have new NXT tag champs crowned. Pete Dunne will need a partner and they will face Tooth Family for the gold. But if Richie shows up. This will be a three way for the tag titles.

    • Liam Gallagher #LGx

      Wait what?

      • Ambush Bug

        タグパートナーを探す

        Translation: Go find a tag partner unless you dont want the shot, i’ll find a new team

        • Liam Gallagher #LGx

          (Book another team, I´m still not with a free enough schedule for RP, don´t want to take the spot of someone who may be here more.)

          • Ambush Bug

            (understood)

    • Taven

      My Rules No Problem.

      Translation: Mod powers > GM powers.

      • Ambush Bug

        (according to craig, vaude runs this page. so vaude gave me orders and here they are. sorry mods. Craig is boss)

        • Taven

          well Vaude can go fuck himself. No defence.

          • Ambush Bug

            Then, Im sorry, you guys have been stripped off the titles *Translated from Japanese

          • Taven

            then I’m sorry, I close RP page. *translated from a pissed off guy still being forced to stay up for Vaude’s annoying cunt rules.

          • Ambush Bug

            Go for it. lol. Rules are rules. *Translated from Japanese

          • Taven

            Yeah, yours and Vaude’s, and they’re boring. So free reign people, Vaude ain’t in control anymore. Sins is.

          • Ambush Bug

            If Sins is incharge, he will let us know. Then I have no power *Translates from Japanese

          • Taven

            You don’t have no power now. So, shame bout that.

          • Ambush Bug

            well ok, haaha *translates from Japanese

    • AJ Styles #PhenomenalTVChamp

      You are booking Razor for 2 matches?

  • Ambush Bug

    Ok, Tooth famiri Vs E& K wa, NXT: Ribāsu no tagu taitoru ni narimasu

    Translation: Ok, Tooth Family Vs E&K will be for the tag titles at NXT: Rebirth.

  • Ambush Bug

    Anyways, moving from this. The tag titles will be held up for the time being till a decsion is made on the Future of the current holders. If there isn’t anyone else here who wants to fight or have a match or say anything. This will all for today *Translated from Japanese

  • Taven

    Tag titles are still ours, listen to nothing Gedo says, he has no power.

    Cap can choose who to defend against, no No. 1 Contenders match.

  • Steenchez

    Sup guys

  • Liam Gallagher #LGx